I Tried the Famous Coital Alignment Technique From Netflix’s ‘Sex/Life’
“With each thrust, it felt like we melted into each other. My toes dug into his calves as he shifted his weight over my body, and groans kept catching in my throat, carnal and deep.”
.Essentially, the receiver lies on their back and the penetrator gets on top of them, sweating and thrusting and grunting as per usual in missionary.The difference, however, is that instead of the normal in-and-out thrusting, only the tip of the penis is inside the vagina as the base of the penis rubs against the clitoris. And thanks to all the extra clit stimulation, orgasms are supposed to be both easier and better.
Since I’m part of theof vagina-havers who can’t get off with penetration alone, I figured this was the perfect test to see if Brad’s technique is bullshit or a game changer.Related Story'Sex/Life's Coital Alignment Technique, ExplainedTrying Out the Coital Alignment Technique
To set the scene, I decided to up the romance of my bedroom. Even though I’m not a fan ofhaving sex on the bed, that’s how Billie and Brad did it, so that’s how I was gonna do it too.After lighting multiple different scented candles and throwing some leftover faux rose petals from my wedding all over the comforter and floor, I shouted for my husband to meet me in the bedroom. Upon walking into the gorgeously lit, atomic space, he looked at me perched on the bed and said, “Oh, shit, you want some of this dick?” headtopics.com
Not a great start, but after applying a whole bunch ofand offering a brief explanation of what we were doing, my husband mounted me à la Brad.Related StorySince the whole point of the coital alignment technique is to—you guessed it—alignyour genitals, my hubs had to scooch up higher than his usual missionary position. As per the experts’ instructions, he laid his weight on me and slowly moved his body on top of mine, offering only slight penetration but a whole lotta friction.
The issue: Because of our height difference (I’m 5'2" and he’s 5'11"), I felt like I was just looking at his chest hair and not his eyes like I usually would in missionary. When he asked me how it felt, I realized I was so distracted inspecting a mole on his collarbone, I forgot I was supposed to be paying attention to the fact that I was literally having intercourse with my husband.
“When’s the last time you went to the dermatologist?” I asked, reaching out to touch the suspicious spot on his neck. “You have some weird moles.”Without skipping a beat, he grabbed my hands and pinned them above my head, his weight and movement causing a deep ripple to shiver down my pelvis. Leaning back ever so slightly, he leveled me with an intense stare, his blue eyes making me forget about moles and Netflix shows and the fact that I was trying to have a specific type of sex.
With each thrust, it felt like we melted into each other.With each thrust, it felt like we melted into each other. My toes dug into his calves as he shifted his weight over my body, and groans kept catching in my throat, carnal and deep.For five hours (fine, more realistically, five minutes), we had some of the most intense sex of my life. Between the slow, steady thrusts and the way my wrists wriggled in his grasp—it was hot. Not hot enough to make me orgasm, which is why I eventually flipped over, grabbed a headtopics.com
, and got down on my elbows, but still, it was better than normal missionary.The VerdictUltimately, I’m going to toss the coital alignment technique into the “it’s an interesting way to feel connected to your partner, but it didn’t give me the explosive orgasm I thought it would” category.
To be fair, though, it probably takes more practice to *actually* orgasm from this move. But even knowing that, the chances of me opting for it in the future are slim to none. Read more: Cosmopolitan »
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