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superchuca

Never let it be said that I did not do The Least That I Could Do.

Utterly tasteless.

Should've said 'wine? yes!'

joshgrise for Ken

_BlankCzech_ I’d get this for you if you were special

I feel like this should be a “Wine? Yes!” missedopportunity

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Christmas presents? elonmusk 😂🤣😂

I'm a wine

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