I'm Not A Wino Headline T-Shirt

Find the perfect gift for that special anyone at the Onion Store.

11/25/2020 2:00:00 AM

Find the perfect gift for that special anyone at the Onion Store.

This t-shirt is everything you\u0026#39;ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It\u0026#39;s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. \r\n\r\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\r\n• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\r\n• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester\r\n• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\r\n• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\r\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\r\n• Pre-shrunk fabric\r\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\r\n• Side-seamedSize guide\n\n \nXS\nS\nM\nL\nXL\n2XL\n3XL\n4XL\n\n\nLength (inches)\n27\n28\n29\n30\n31\n32\n33\n34\n\n\nWidth (inches)\n16 ½\n18\n20\n22\n24\n26\n28\n30\n\n

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

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• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Read more: The Onion »

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