I Don’t See Race; I Only See Grayish-Brown, Vaguely Humanoid Shapes

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'Why is it so hard for people to look past each other’s race, like I do, and see everyone as vaporous, beige-ish forms with limbs?'

If we want to go forward as a country, we have to move beyond race once and for all. It’s 2014! Why is it so hard for people to look past each other’s race, like I do, and see everyone as vaporous, beige-ish forms with limbs? All those blurry, vaguely human-shaped troublemakers shouting in the streets and the translucent bleeding-heart blobs moralizing on TV may feel the need to categorize everyone they see by their skin color, but I don’t give it a second thought.

Like Martin Luther King Jr., who spoke for nondescript blotches everywhere, I judge a man not based on the color of his skin, but on the content of his character. And I’ll be the first to admit that the civil rights era was important. It made sure that, no matter what fuzzy, neutral tint their ill-defined, human-like shape happens to be, could enjoy the same liberties as anyone else. But it’s not the 1960s anymore, and the very idea of race is ridiculous now.

 

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Davecat

Mostly blind?

I remember before I got glasses.

I saw Jack Ketchum instead of Janice before I read the quote. I was scared to finish the quote after the first sentence.

are these greyish-brown, vaguely humanoid shapes in the room with you now? 🤔

welcometonightvale

I too see Sectoids. Help, they are invading

Is that after you take off your glasses? It seems to me that you see others equally. Seeing others through an opaque lens doesn't seem to improve acceptance of others who are different.

ohhh no...She said the '' B'' Word.( brown).how dare she. must a a Racist.

I don't see age either. Therefore your Honor, it wasn't my fault that I committed the crime.

One time they showed me a bucket. Inside was a quivering pink gel with a short row of teeth and some hairs floating in it. 'This is what you look like to us.'

Those are the shadow people.

got some lathe of heaven shit going on in her head

Sus

Get new glasses, chica

me when anxiety attack

It's just that when she sees darker shades of humanoid shapes she goes full Karen and calls the cops.

Is that Ash Ketchum's mum?

And it's made her all hungry, so don't poke her.

Go Greendale Human Beings!

Her last name tho. Lol

After trump, parody is dead

I don’t see personal danger, even when I’m fiddeldey-farting my way through the middle of an insurrection

I only see MORTALS

So she sees this?

She's from the future

I only see ugly bags of mostly water.

I promise the next time I hear someone say they don't see race, I'm going to reply, 'Same with me but for gender.'

Consult your doctor.

TF?!?! This is Vaguely Humaniod Shape’s space: KAREN. yeet.

Black Mirror did it.

I also don't see Race, which makes watching 'Jonny Quest' cartoons less fun.

I can’t see colours so for people I just see identification numbers

I don't see race, everyone is at the starting line, the whistle goes off then all of a sudden everyone is at the finish line

I am a grayish-brown thing that is vaguely shaped like humanoid beings

ok but why does she look like elizabeth warren 😂

The comments on here are the strangest on Twitter. Yol just supposed lol, not this weird sh**

We are star stuff

Blessings for poor eyesight🤓

literally a collegehumor skit lol

'i thought the Onion was satire ....'

She still sees them as beige 🙄

Ugly bags of mostly water.

I don't understand the obsession with skin color. People are so weird. Is it now considered liberal to reinforce racial barriers and stereotypes? This is getting confusing.

Thank you for stoking the fire. If you don’t do it, who will?

Right. There are only 3 classes: Taxpaying fools. Useless eaters. And us, the ultra wealthy 1/10 of 1% elite with the power to print as much money as we wish to control. Why are the people so stupid?

I mean it does happen if you're myopic.

up next: we put lipstick on a pig, teach a 10-year-old dog to roll over and walk a horse to a watering hole

Why does the picture look like Elizabeth Warren run through a snapchat filter?

It’s would be a lot easier to join the revolution if I didn’t have to be black. Otherwise I’m just an ally. Doesn’t seem as edgy.

Humans are just bags of water held up by fragile bits of calcium, all piloted by blobs of fat. Everything else is a social construct, and therefore, completely dependent on the individual to perpetuate or to end by nonparticipation.

It would be alot easier if all those vaporous, beige-ish forms with limbs had big 'boobies'...

Peace through squinting!

I dOnT CArE iF yOu'rE pURplE

Chaotic meat machines!

Now who will be the first one with the reply - 'I thought the Onion was satire' 🤨

You may need to change your prescription.

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