Vol 56 Issue 14, Joseph Biden, Bernie Sanders, Election 2020, Politics

Vol 56 Issue 14, Joseph Biden

‘I Congratulate Joe Biden, A Very Decent Man,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Unprovoked Attack On Democratic Party Unity

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4/9/2020 12:15:00 AM

‘I Congratulate Joe Biden, A Very Decent Man,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Unprovoked Attack On Democratic Party Unity

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Too funny too sad Our 🙃 🌍 tomwatson should see this. His tweets are the actual parody that inspired The Onion. He can’t keep getting away with this! Well done The Onion, I have to say that good satire if always welcome. We can always use someone pointing out the flaws in society. And a good laugh too.

🎃🍔😏 TheGreatAwakening Bernie: LET US DOWN TWICE! Sanders joined the other Democraplicans in support of Joe Biden! What’s Next!,,,,they all go work for Trump? Fucking funny !!! Joe Biden requires help. Perhaps Medical Mayonnaise™️ could help him survive the debates. I’m trying to be gracious to almost all Bernie supporters but it is hilarious how furious your writers must me right now.

Exactly haha cameron_kasky Even the Onion gets it... 🤣🤣 cameron_kasky The Trump of the North GoT EmmaVigeland emmavigeland Now that Bernie has dropped out, what now? I'm not voting for Biden, who will veto everything I care about. I don't want our movement to be completely destroyed. How do we use our voting block power now? Green Party? Please advise.

BernieSanders: I'd like to help you, Joe, with your campaign? JoeBiden: You dog-faced pony soldier! Bernie: No! Joe! It's me Bernie! JoeBiden: Ohhh. You horse-faced rudder-pirate. Bernie: No!Joe! I brought you 50 million voters. JoeBiden: Ohhh. You shark-faced golf caddy. EmmaVigeland Thank you 🔥

Says a meek and daunted Sanders after losing humiliatingly. lmaooo Is snopes going to fact check this too? Or is that only for TheBabylonBee articles. Well played Onion, as always. Time to attack Trump full-time, our lives depend on it. Both of you are too old, thanks for your service. The Onion is an American Narional Treasure.

This was a cnn news segment lol ‘I Congratulate Joe Biden, A Very Decent Man,’ Such a great compliment, which could never be said about realDonaldTrump Trump: the most indecent POTUS in American history ! Noice PUMA You know it's an attack because Joe Biden isn't a decent man. JoeBiden It’s gonna be okay guys.

💀 Damn these “bros”. DAMN THEM ALL TO HELLL! These Bernard Brosephs have gone too far this time !!!!11111 DemExit Another slam dunk Too real, . Too real. The Democratic Party is corrupt at its core! WTH Bernie? Thats not a 'attack'. Hes offerin respect to Biden and trying to bring the Democrats together. Learn

CNN should just adopt this title since that's the way they're portraying it

Bernie Sanders Ends Presidential Run as Joe Biden Clinches 2020 Democratic Nomination“The fight for justice is what our campaign has been about,” Sanders told supporters. “It’s what our movement remains about” Oh dear. So the only question is will Pence still be VP? Thankful for all Bernie has done to change the Democratic Party.

Sen. Bernie Sanders Set To Drop Out of Presidential RaceSen. Bernie Sanders is poised to end his quest to secure the Democratic presidential nomination, clearing the path for former Vice President Joe Biden to face off against President Donald Trump in … joe biden i hate u I hope he runs as an Independent as the Democrats shafted him totally.

Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 race, clearing Joe Biden's path to the Democratic nominationSen. Bernie Sanders ended his presidential campaign on Wednesday, clearing Joe Biden's path to the Democratic nomination and a showdown with President Donald Trump in November. Lol this guy. KAG. Locked up So he finally learned math? Orange Corona Pandemic

Bernie Sanders Is Suspending His 2020 Presidential CampaignVermont Senator Bernie Sanders is reportedly suspending his bid for the Democratic nomination. FINALLY.

Here's What Every Politician Is Saying About Bernie Sanders Dropping Out Of The Race“You haven’t just run a political campaign; you’ve created a movement. And make no mistake about it, we believe it’s a movement that is as powerful today as it was yesterday. That’s a good thing for our nation and our future,” Biden says.

Watch Bernie Sanders announce he's dropping out of 2020 presidential electionWithout Senator Bernie Sanders , the 2020 presidential election will be a race between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump. 😳 BREAKING PUPPET Sen. Bernie Sanders suspends presidential campaign, never wanted to be a president! (A Democratic Party Strategy) Just a Playbill ! Leaving Sleepy Joe Biden as Democratic party's presumptive nominee! Trump just won another 4 years.