Make haste before the rest of my bones crumble to dust and this strap severs my body in half.I’ll never forget the day I married the love of my life, Queen Elizabeth. There she was, at Westminster Abbey, dressed in white, looking ravishing. We danced, we laughed, and we had the most delightful meal. The only nutrients I have had the last few days, I have licked off the floor mats.
As I lay here in my final moments, using my last bit of strength to pry open a window, I cannot help but wonder: perhaps this is payback for what I did to my late daughter-in-law, Lady Diana? Or perhaps, for all of the, well, family Nazi stuff? No matter! I will give the first person to open the door the Crown Jewels! I promise!and this country, asking nothing in return. But now, the tables have turned. I call upon the Royal Army, the Royal Navy, and MI6 to find and release me. To the 2.
Whos resupplying his life support iv tho 🤔🤔🤔
right where you left me
pattonoswalt they didn't even roll the windows down enough to let fresh air in!
Oh, we've noticed. We just like it better this way.
It's been nine years grandpa. Not days...
Oh my God is this real? How did he write this?!?!
zezrie not funny at all :(
Reminds me of...
Do better . Joking about the appearance of an elderly man is plain ageist.
Oh my goodness. Pole Sana
pattonoswalt If you need help with your bills send me a dm
AmberxWoods free him
Cut Stravros some slack. He’s 99 years old and is circling the drain.
This is so cold .... lol .
pattonoswalt They think he is dead. A ghost. The car is haunted. And rather than possibly being known as the crazy person who thinks they can see ghosts, they are just going to ignore it and hope it goes away or at least stays in the car away from them.
We know.
pattonoswalt Same energy
cc. dailyangst
Whaaat?! lol is this for real?!!
😂😂😂😂
Thinnnnnnerrrr...
Is this how he realizes he's a ghost doomed to haunt that car for all eternity?
I came back to this three times to cackle at it once more.
I'm sorry, I don't think it's funny.
iamjosephmullen I wonder if he wonders whether or not he's alive.
Yeah but that's a corpse.
Family resemblance 🤔
can we gofundme some tinted windows for his vehicle so we don't have to see this anymore
MemesBat
He has ascended to superhuman. His power now rivals Drax.
Prince Philip is as useful as a rotten piece of bread laying by your porch. Sometimes you step over it, sometimes you step on it, but you never notice it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There’s a price to pay for guarding the Grail.
Bring me all the Babies Said Vlad in the Car
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INVESTMENTSHULK Lol
The combination of that picture and the line “I Am Still In The Car” is more frightening than any horror movie I’ve seen in a while.
mikefranchina_ Fuck do u mean no one noticed? No one wanted u out of the yoke
Damn. Need to start adding the elderly to the PSA's on not leaving kids in the car.
Its because they're all afraid of the blinking corpse.
😪 love but this is not funny. Maybe because I'm getting old.
Keep him in there before everybody starts becoming zombies
lmoliva_
Throw a corgi in there and people will be lined up to help you out Charles.
When did he die?
C'mon
Oh my gawd, I am so sorry, Sir. It's just that we all thought you were dead.
I need to be able to 'like' this more than once.
ha ha no way he knows that
Is this fake news? Because he would die if he was left in the care for 1 minute.
It's not a picture, it's a live stream
he was presumed dead
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