I Am Genuinely Shaken by A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby

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I don’t watch Christmas movies for the realism; I watch them for the camp factor. That’s what I assumed A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby, third installment of the absolutely unhinged Netflix Christmas Prince franchise, would deliver. Mystery Science 3000, but make it peppermint mocha. Instead, I stumbled upon an absolutely earth-shattering discovery: this movie completely discards all of eastern European history since the late Middle Ages, and maybe even before. I have been absolutely shaken to my core by a historic map show in a bit of backstory and I need answers, immediately.

, is deeply involved in the international political situation of Aldovia and provides some more context, which is to say, I almost fell in the floor while watching this movie’s info dump. This Christmas—these people only seem to have major life events at Christmas, which is weird—Queen Amber and the rest of the royal family of Aldovia need to renew a 600-year-old treaty with the somewhat generically Asian nation of Penglia.

In the course of all this explanation, they showed a map from the early 1400s that has now haunted me for a full 12 hours:So, we’re not dealing with a world where a portion of some nothing-ass German principality smaller than the suburbs of Cleveland inexplicably survived the last 300 years. It’s so much wilder than that! This map posits a country that encompasses Romania,as well as the entire Balkans and parts of Austria, Hungary, and maybe even Poland and Germany.

Where is the break between our timeline and theirs? Is it 1914? Is it the Crusades? Is it the Roman Empire? Maybe they never split it in half and moved the capital to Byzantium? Does it have something to do with Attila the Hun, or maybe Alexander the Great? I cannot rest until Netflix provides more information about this country, its modern incarnation, and possibly an entire textbook of world history from the fall of the Roman Empire onward.

 

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goingpostale

I love everything about this

My main question was how they are paying back the 5 billion dollar deficit so quickly, but at least your research suggests they should have natural resources. But why does the prince have to ride out to get the doctor? Why is the support staff of this castle 3 people?

suzannahtweets DUDE.

This is the kind of shit I live for.

😂😂😂😂

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