Hurry Before They’re Gone: The Local Italian Butcher Just Restocked PS5s

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How fresh?

They dropped the Xbox like bad prosciutto?

Prosciutto Salami 5? I'll wait till they come out with more games for it.

Cant believe Dave just bough all 20 ps5's in the store as soon as they opened. The fuck dave?

😜😛😁🤣..

That's what I call one stop shopping.

I didnt even notice the PS5 the first time 😂

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I would like my PS5 with Trim down excess fat

Is it even kosher?🤔

I'll only buy the PS5 if it comes with free coppa.

I thought The Onion was satire. This is just the news.

Peisei sesi fivea!

NlSMOE_

I’ll wait for the thinly sliced version thanks

Blklivesmatter

do i get an extra pound of ground beef if i purchase two

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