NEW YORK—Following an evening of heavy drinking at local bar McGuire’s Tavern, 32-year-old Peter Larsen reportedly awoke with a hangover Wednesday and was horrified to discover he had made dozens of plans the previous night.
“Oh, God, I can’t believe I said I’d get lunch with Emily and told Scott that I’d hang out next weekend,” said Larsen, rubbing his temples and lamenting that he never should have let himself get so out of control and recklessly commit to numerous social obligations. “I just hope I didn’t say anything stupid to someone from work about how I’d love to catch the newwith them when it comes out. It’s bad enough that I kept going on and on to Jeff about going on a camping trip together in August.
I had a piece of not too expensive studio equipment arrive one day. I had no recollection of buying it. I caught up the company and ended up talking to the same woman that gave me the deal. Turns out I got one hell of a deal and she remembered the phone call.
- Skyler, I don't entirely remember what happened last night. - What exactly did I say last night? - Just enough. - Because I was drunk, Skyler. BreakingBad bb406
I hate when that happens. I had to choose between quitting drinking and quitting making plans. I'm fairly sure I chose the latter.
evergreen 😛
One more reason I'm glad I got off the sauce.
The pinnacle of regrets.
Whenever I agree to go in for a shift I wasn't originally scheduled for
Hell yeah, my kind of night
you've posted this one 3 times this month onion
Ah yes. Buying tickets to a wild concert when you're drunk and then waking up and remembering you're 40.
Or in my case “tweeted dozens of inflammatory posts last night”. Funny how brave I get late at night.
classic ZR headline
fuck, this one cuts deep.
too real
JasonSteele78
This is me. 100% of the time.
I made two yesterday and am dreading the prospect of either of them.
If was partaking in the Peruvian marching powder he’s also started at least a few businesses as well
Right? Time to fake my death again
Shiiiiit I know I did
I hate waking up hungover and finding out I promised a kidney.
Fuuuck that's me rn 🙃
- What exactly did I say last night? BreakingBad bb406 Cornered
Too real
That's why I drink alone.
Drunk him playing a prank on sober him.
😆😆😆
The lucky bastard made 'plans' not mistakes! 😂🤣😂
Relatable
AlexandraErin “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk—that’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Hemingway
MedjyFresh
Me when I find out I'm DMing a DnD campaign. 😭
Appleofmyeye_H 😂😂
1291nick 1291nick Too Real
classic ZR headline yup
And all of them with his wife.
Tale as old as time
Totally broke buying rounds for everyone all night.
This is me. I was interviewed, it’s true.
🤣
Word
😂
Hhmm 🤔 ... I can understand this. Making too many events, so the schedule is very tight, until you, yourself are confused, how it came to be like this.
hrishisolunke obladioblada987 Fuck this shit
hikateemma
This is a cannabis ad… right?
Michael_Amaru this is how I ended up running a half marathon
Introvert hell Get me drunk and sign me up for public engagement
kendall roy
Me
Shit
The worst part was the Liberals heard them and already spent their bitcoin to ruin every one and blame him for it anyways
'We totally should!' -Was never said after something somebody wants to.
Never ever plan anything when you are drinking. Make that promise before you even have your first beer of the evening.
Story of my life
Oh nooooo. That's the worst.
DND
Don't drink, do drugs instea👍
old but timeless
Overachiever
The life of a Eurovision fan!
The onion is the best….ever
LOL
This is why I drink alone.
nick_honig
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