Vol 55 Issue 37

Vol 55 Issue 37

Huge Box Of Extra Organs Left On Curb Outside Hospital

Huge Box Of Extra Organs Left On Curb Outside Hospital

9/12/2019 7:27:00 PM

Huge Box Of Extra Organs Left On Curb Outside Hospital

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‘Euphoria’ Costume Designer Details How She Created the Cast’s Halloween Looks

Heidi Bivens, the costume designer for HBO’s hit series “Euphoria,” discussed how she created each character’s Halloween costume in the latest episode of Variety Artisans pr…

Lucky vivid0086 Could your work use some? free food drakaina6600 DUUUUDE Must be in Arizona. Yummy Yummy in my tummy! I wondered where I left them.. can you slip then through the mail slot? Bloody humor Is that the organ transplant box for patients on Medicaid? What does a spleen do anyway? Yum! It looks like another Bloody BAD backup plan.. You can pipe select/replace sed s/'FAT32'/'ZFS'/ that data | and grep -v without_crap new_plan

That’s offal. No need to waste it. Planned Parenthood at it again... Reminds me of that anonymous Good Samaritan who delivered those kidneys a few years back. I think I'll stick to the take-an-organ leave-an-organ tray at 7-11. Hospitals have sick people. DivagoTM 😱 Okay, what the heck. Any chance they threw in some fingernail clippings?

We need to see more of stuff like that. Is that the name of the new Cannibal Corpse EP? So very Onion. TristanBlaze1 Is this like a new form of 'take a penny leave a penny' scheme? 'PLEASE TAKE' If it doesn't fit, can we bring it back? But are they organic? Who's hungry? Y’all did a good video on this Make for some great catfish bait

LOL Lol *Leave box 6$, final offer Inspiration This is very helpful,,,, this is god looking out for trumps America, where good Christian men are rewarded for their hard work! I'll fight anyone for a liver. these will cook down real nice in an instant pot

'Freaks' Filmmakers Set Family Adventure 'Outside the Box' at Universal (Exclusive)Universal Pictures has picked up the rights to 'Outside the Box,' an adventure project from Adam B. Stein and Zach Lipovsky Is this Novak Djokovic? JennniCruz leftsidepics our homie Nice adamstein!

Prince’s Massive ‘1999’ Box Set to Contain 35 Previously Unreleased RecordingsA new, massive box set for Prince’s ‘1999’ will contain 35 previously unreleased recordings Black Sweat questlove I picture you buying this first. 😉😃

'Hustlers': Jennifer Lopez Poised for Major Box Office ComebackLorene Scafaria's female-fronted crime drama has momentum heading into its opening weekend thanks to a stellar 95 percent score on Rotten Tomatoes, the best of Lopez's career. Yeah because stripper movies do SO well at the box office. I always question the intention behind movies like this (i.e., Showgirls, Striptease, Magic Mike, etc.). I get freedom of expression, but I can’t help feeling like someone, somewhere just needed an excuse to see celebrities fully or partially nude, role choices notwithstanding. Thought 'Good Boys' was going to flop and it was a hit. Think this one will do well so it'll probably flop. 'Nobody knows anything.' - BG

Box Office: Can STX Catch a Break With ‘Hustlers’?After a rough couple months for STX, help could be on the way in the form of a pole-twirling, Robin Hooding Jennifer Lopez. “Hustlers,” a heist drama about a group of strippers who turn… 💣 💣 💣 It’ll do more than that 💯 Notice how Hollywood always targets Wall Street when they're looking for someone to blame for our financial troubles when its the Federal Reserve thats the real culprit? You see, liberals love govt (The Fed), hate capitalism (Wall Street), just like all good socialists.

Jack in the Box worker filmed mocking deaf woman at drive thu-windowVideo of ReVae Arnaud-Jensen's encounter with fast-food employee has been viewed online more than 150,000 times. We are better than this. Their food sucks. One more reason to boycott. Train your effin employees.

James Cameron’s Reaction To ‘Avatar’ Losing Box Office Crown: ReliefEXCLUSIVE: When Avengers: Endgame surpassed Avatar to claim the title of the highest-grossing film in history, it ended one of the most impressive reigns in the annals of screen entertainment: Jame…