BEL AIR, CA—After accidentally glimpsing a manila folder labeled “Alpha Design Grimes ” while alone in the home office of her boyfriend, Elon Musk , 30-year-old musician Grimes reportedly stumbled Wednesday upon an $18 billion plan for a cutting-edge, completely reinvented Grimes . “What the hell is ‘a truly groundbreaking mode of Grimes ’ that’s ‘visually stunning,’ ‘simple to use,’ and ‘blends seamlessly into her environment’?” asked the mortified songwriter as she leafed through 57 pages of blueprints detailing a sleek, energy-efficient Grimes that runs on solar power and is propelled by magnetic linear accelerators. “This says the Boring Company has designed a modern-age Grimes that will generate zero emissions and be reinforced to withstand severe earthquakes. And apparently there’s a ‘luxury Grimes ’ option, too—seriously, what the fuck?” At press time, sources confirmed the singer became terrified and tried to flee the house after reading that a Grimes prototype is slated for a summer 2018 release.Advertisement Read more: The Onion
It will be 100% carbon free, running entirely on MDMA. No need to worry. It would just burst into flames like his cars. meet the new grimes same as the old grimes
Grimes Watches the World Burn on 'Miss Anthropocene' Grimes ’ new LP is a concept album (of sorts) on climate change. Read our 3-star review of ‘Miss Anthropocene’ No one wants your imprint anymore. read all about it.
Grimes Needs to Sleep, So Her 'Digital Self' WarNymph Posed in Balenciaga for HerAs 3D modeling and AR technologies continue to advance, I suspect that more celebrities will license out their digital selves to magazines, commercial sponsorships, and even appearances on morning talk shows. Grimes , because she has an incredibly wealthy nerd boyfriend, has a headstart on the trend, “untethering” her digital self WarNymph for an interview with The Face. L This isn’t very cash money of you HEADSTART?LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grimes Reveals How She and Elon Musk Plan to Parent Their Baby Grimes is sharing her post-pregnancy plans and why she predicts she'll periodically send her kid to live in the woods
Grimes Reveals She Is 7 Months Pregnant as She Recovers from Being 'Mega Sick'The singer said last month that she is 'knocked up' This came out a long time ago. Lol
Grimes’ ‘Miss Anthropocene’: Album ReviewIn the nearly five years since Grimes last released an album, her news and social feeds have been so filled with drama, both artistic and real-life (feuding with her record label, her recent announ… Grimezsz 4AD_Official Yup stream miss Anthropocene
Grimes’ Miss_Anthropocene Veers on IncoherentIf 'Art Angels' tossed pop, dance and nu-metal sounds onto a wall like a Jackson Pollock creation and rendered its characters with Bruegel-esque detail, then Grimes ' newest paints in broad, unengaging strokes. anticlimaxwell's review - anticlimaxwell Awful review and an outlier. Fix this garbage