Though all he's being asked to do is spend a few hours having a blast with six of his closest friends, Thompson chose to sit out of a pre-dinner basketball game like a little pansy, claiming his allergies were acting up when in reality his puffed-up eyes and runny nose were a direct result of 30 minutes of sobbing in the Browns' upstairs bathroom.
Thompson, who by all accounts needs to just deal with it and grow the fuck up pronto, has but one obligation the whole night—the mindblowingly simple task of falling asleep—after which he will wake up, it will be morning, and his dad will come pick him up and take him to soccer practice.Reports confirm Ryan Fitzpatrick, 10, and Jeremy Hillen, 10, aren't homesick little pussies and are totally game to try and stay up all night.
"Brandon told me he had a stomach ache and that's why he didn't eat any cake," said Nicholas Gellman, neglecting to call Thompson out on his bullshit and tell him to just nut up and eat his friend's fucking birthday cake. "I hope he feels better in the morning, because I heard we're getting chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream.""It's weird, he had the same problem at my sleepover party too," Gellman said of the little baby girl.
According to sources, the irony here is that Thompson spends lots of time away from his parents every single day when he goes to school, so he ought to be used to it. In fact, reports indicate his parents would both probably agree their son ought to take a step back, stop letting his irrational fears spiral out of control for a minute, and quickly reach down to double-check that he still has a set.
"I will say, though, that I hope he stops coming to talk to me in the kitchen and goes to play with the other boys," she continued. "I'm not his fucking mom."As of 9 p.m., Thompson is making a big deal out of nothing, he's totally fine, and if he walks over to that phone to ask his parents to come pick him up instead of manning up for just one night he's going to regret it for the rest of his goddamn life.
That's what my parents said!
RT : Homesick Kid On Sleepover Needs To Just Tough It The Fuck Out
Better get a support animal of some sort. A guinea pig, perhaps. Loser.0
Mommy and daddy are busy making a brother or sister for him.
Yeah have to develop sleeping.
My go to advice for many situations.
I was definitely that kid 😂
real_genius_
Could go worse
Let me reason with you children briefly, your parents are definitely too drunk now to come pick you up sorry
Speaking as a man in his 40’s, this hits home:
Right. Just go to sleep
Dominant Mother Carl? Freud.. not now! i am very busy.. dad is at home with mom, and son is away Carl.. son is losing points.. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW!
This was, and remains, me. 😭
Nobody even wanted Cameron at the slumber party in the first place. His mom made Brock’s mom invite him over.
fr dawg
I feel called out
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