Hip-Hop Comes to Utah: A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Holiness Ranking

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A lot has happened since this prayer group last convened. A new year has arrived, a coup was staged, and two episodes of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City came and went without a single shred of judgment being passed from the imaginary altar upon which I sit. Terrible, I know. I can only pray for forgiveness and pledge to be as vicious and vigilant as I possibly can going forward. Let’s not waste another second and get straight to the sin counter. In fairness to the ladies of Salt Lake, today’s halos will be doubled to a maximum of ten so they have a full set of five chances to not disappoint Holy Father per the episodes that we’ll be covering today.

It is growing increasingly difficult to root for Jen when every single thing that happens to her turns into a giant event. Girl, what are you mad about when you are rich and supposed to be filled with the peace that cometh from the Lord? Clearly,

Jen lost a buttload of halos for her antics at her husband’s birthday party and her incessant need to talk about Meredith and her marriage but she did manage to salvage a single halo when Coach Shah revealed that on their first few dates, Jen was accompanied by chaperones which she said was just a cultural thing to test her future spouse but is also incredibly, incredibly Muslim.

relationship with God, that just simply isn’t how Mormonism or the LDS church operates. If it were just about personal relationships then ex-communication wouldn’t be the immense threat that it is in the Mormon community. Nice try though.Meredith and Seth seem to be patching things up and yet Meredith doesn’t want anyone to know they’re getting along well just in case she’s wrong about it.

Brooks? The family also broke the rules of kosher eating by consuming fish and meat in the same meal.Mary was hardly in either episode and is the winner by default. However, the five minutes she was on screen was more than enough time for her to brag about her inherited wealth, act rudely toward her housekeeper who is also her cousin, and start spreading the rumors of everyone being afraid of Jen.

 

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