Olivia Jade, Kim Kardashian, Jezebel

Olivia Jade, Kim Kardashian

Here's Olivia Jade's Fictitious Rowing Resume

Here's Olivia Jade's fictitious rowing resume

2/11/2020 4:40:00 AM

Here's Olivia Jade 's fictitious rowing resume

Federal prosecutors must have decided we needed a lift on this dark and stormy Monday, because they’ve finally released Olivia Jade ’s extremely fake rowing résumé. Thanks guys, I needed this.\n

, Olivia is a“highly talented and has been successful in both men’s and women’s boats.” (This isn’t even true in the larger sense, since she happened to be on a USC chairman’swhen the news about her placein the college admissions scandal broke.)The document goes on to allege that Olivia Jade won two gold medals, in 2014 and 2016, in the San Diego Crew Classic regatta as well as a silver medal in 2015. It further claims that she won various other medals during her four years in high school, in addition to listing her skills as “awareness, organization, direction and steering.”

SpaceX NASA's SpaceX launch live updates: Mission called off due to weather Scrubbed: Weather prevents today's liftoff

At the end of the résumé, the social media personality claims that her sister, Bella, 21, “is currently on our [USC] roster and fills the position of our #4 boat.”AdvertisementWhat baffles me is how easily disprovable these facts seem to be. Gold metals in the San Diego Crew Classic regatta? Is t

his information not available online Read more: Jezebel »

Leave her alone. She’s a spoiled rich kid but she’s not responsible for he parents being entitled cheats She's a woman. So she's a hero. I wish she was my fictitious girlfriend

Olivia Colman goes blonde for the OscarsThe Crown's Queen has a totally new look

Olivia Colman's Cheeky Quip About Last Year's Oscars Made Our NightTwitter was very into the cheeky subtext here.

Olivia Colman's hilarious sex joke at the Oscars sees fans wanting her to hostOscar-winning actress and British national treasure Olivia Colman took to the stage to present the Best Actor award at the 2020 Oscars

Olivia Colman Calls Oscar Win 'Best Night of My Husband's Life' — 'I've Given Birth 3 Times'The British actress won in 2019 for her starring role in The Favourite and returned to present at the 2020 Oscars

Olivia Colman Just Debuted A Platinum Hair Makeover At The OscarsThe English actress turned every head at the Oscars, debuting the night's most drastic hair change: a platinum pixie.

Olivia Colman pulled backwards as dress stepped on as she turns blonde at OscarsOlivia Colman surprised onlookers with her new blonde hair but she had a surprise of her own when she was yanked backwards by someone treading on the train of her dress