Heads Up ‘Metroid’ Fans: Oh Man, We Forgot We Signed An NDA, Nevermind

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Ever since the release of Metroid: Samus Returns in 2017, series diehards have been rabidly awaiting any hint about the next installment in this iconic franchise. Well, Nintendo fans, you’re going to want to buckle up because—ah shit. Gamers, we’re just remembering we signed an NDA. Let us check the fine print real quick to see what we can actually say here… \n

in 2017, series diehards have been rabidly awaiting any hint about the next installment in this iconic franchise. Well, Nintendo fans, you’re going to want to buckle up because—ah shit. Gamers, we’re just remembering we signed an NDA. Let us check the fine print real quick to see what we can actually say here…fans. The more we’re digging into the legalese, it seems like we can’t write anything about what we’ve learned without putting ourselves in legal jeopardy.

Ah, jeez, actually, it looks like that’s just as bad as mentioning the thing by name. Shoot. Sorry about this. We really wish we could tell you about this potential property or merchandise or whatever. But we can’t. So please don’t pay attention to anything we wrote in that first paragraph. Or the second or third ones, either. In fact, we’ll probably delete this article to be safe. This language in the documents we signed is pretty ironclad.

 

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To be honest....this is kinda cruel considering those in the Metroid community starving...

lol

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