Handwritten Sign Clarifies Flooded Urinal Covered In Garbage Bag ‘Out Of Order’

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Vol 56 Issue 08

2/26/2020

Handwritten Sign Clarifies Flooded Urinal Covered In Garbage Bag ‘Out Of Order’

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GeoffLloyd Corona virus written all over it No one was using that urinal anyway Our coffee needs “warning: hot” labels and our ice packs need printed cautions not to eat the gel beads. So there’s that. Sorry, forgot the glasses in the car. You'd be surprised. Some people would just remove the bag. Glad they cleared that up

Oh, because it’s supposed to be to the left of both the other two urinals.

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New Mexico's governor signed a red flag gun measure into law and urged sheriffs to enforce it or resignNew Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signed into law Tuesday legislation that will allow courts to order the temporary seizure of firearms from individuals deemed a danger to themselves or others. 😂😂😂😂😂😂moi je soutien realDonaldTrump 👍👍👍👍 Just think, there would be 17 teenagers still alive if the FBI would have had this law to use against the Parkland shooter. There is a way to do this, this isn’t it.

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