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pan_n_evil my most searched term: 'i fucked up my linux installation, what do' Meta gonna win that SEO game if so Hate life hate job I wish the most searched term was 'Google' and the article was about how disappointed Google is that people still don't get that they're already on Google. Fact 1. Trump i a lousy person n a lousy past president: there’s no way to get him a salute of any kind on this country. It’s all in his crazy mind that the election was taken from him. It’s all in his crazy mind n the people that believe it are also wrong in their mind. Sorry!!!

I feel called out.... /hj 🤣🤣 and did Adam & Eve have belly buttons? Perennial favourite Absolutely classic. 🤣🤣😂 Facebook employee searches…

Have Datings Apps Ruined My Ability to Flirt in Real Life?“It would feel like a waste to me to leave a party early to go have sex, or even to spend all night kissing someone on the sofa when I could chat with my friends. I want to soak up all the night into me, because fun seems rare and men seem like they will be there forever.” annielord8 Yes ❣️

🏆 ... And that's just from inside the network of Google campus And also what is a variant “Why is that meteor taking so long?” or conversely..... That’s not super far off.

‘Ridiculous demands’ and ‘impossible requests’: Life outside Cuomo's pandemic war roomWhile Andrew Cuomo projected calm during his daily public briefings, with thousands dying as the virus ravaged New York City, public health officials were forced to find ways to work around him I was told that every achievement begins with the decision to try, ignorance destroys so many opportunities I'm a victim but I was convince by the right person Mrs ponomereko_122 I read a lot of petty and jealous professional. It was not a time for group decisions. No one had experienced this in our life time. Cuomo took responsibility and did a great job. God bless him. Get ready, seems more is coming . INFRASRUCTURE britneyspears calls for restore DEMOCRACY to the American PEOPLE by replacing Representative-Town Council-Mayor-Governor-Senator with US CITIZENS renewed at parity by DRAWING LOTS for 2 MONTHS entitling to compensation ($125/day) + job training & accommodation

What to Buy the Food Lovers in Your Life This YearThe 2021 Eater Gift Guide is here: What to buy the food enthusiasts in your life

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House of Gucci review: Gaga sparkles in real-life bad romanceFilm critic James King has a lot to say about the new Lady Gaga, Adam Driver and Salma Hayek film

David Furnish peels back the covers on wholesome home life with Sir Elton JohnThe rock legend famously used to host wild parties filled with drugs and sex back in his prime – but now life at home involves board games and catching up with the latest sports news we love our gay marriage