Google Alert For Old Classmate Pays Off Big Time With Story Of Double Homicide

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Lol

The Senator looked at the alien quizzically, 'Well, tv/internet presents us w/ things that make us mad, on social media we try to make others feel our pain, back and forth, thinking we're waging a righteous battle while the owners get richer.' Something within 'Gort' stirred...

To everyone involved in making that picture and pairing it with that story: take a bow.

The headline is good, but the photo makes it.

Saw that

MFM myfavoritemurder

Well that got dark quick 🙁 who the fuck sets Google alerts for old classmates 🤷‍♂️ nosey bastards👃

Nothing like some schadenfreude to get one through a pandemic induced lockdown.

I did not get it BEFORE and AFTER I clicked the link, damn

More elbow room at the next reunion.

Sad!!

That smile though

that is the dream

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