Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist

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LOS ANGELES—Despite occupying opposing roles in a good-cop/bad-cop dyad, LAPD officers Frank K. McGrew, 51, and Bob West, 36, have one thing in common: They’re both extremely racist, 77th precinct sources reported Monday.

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“Officer McGrew is the tough, no-nonsense veteran of the force who pushes you around, threatens you with 15 years behind bars, and calls you a nigger,” said LeShawn Gordon, a 19-year-old recently charged with grand theft auto. “Officer Bob is the one who picks you up, gives you a cigarette, and tells you he’s there to help you before calling you a nigger.”

“McGrew cuffed me to a desk, clubbed me in the face with a broom handle, and screamed that my ‘spic’ buddies on the street couldn’t help me now,” Hernandez said. “He let me sit there for an hour. Then West came in and removed the handcuffs. He got me a Pepsi and some Twinkies, and while I ate them, he explained, in a caring and sensitive way, why I really ought to cooperate.

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cameron_kasky What is the point of this article?

Fat cop, fater cop.

Aмериканцы 😂

Both pricks

abolish the police it's time for america to get rid of the entire police forces

all cops are bastards

Next level

SeerOfHope This is from '04, Onion really is something.

Like the Republican and Democratic parties?

Yes

I hate it when the onion is just the news

I don’t think the onion is satire anymore

based onion

That's 2nd and 5th place of the 50 yard dash.

Suggested headline 'reopened mall still empty'

meeganwilson The twist is, the one on the right is the Good Cop

2004 and still relevant 😔

In Shocking Turn of Events, Only Bad Cops

this isn’t a fake onion article

How about 'Racist and Racister'

trixiemattel how dare you

Onion being up to date?

more relevant than NYT & WaPo & most of the mainstream media. How do you not have a Pulitzer?

there are no good cops.

Mr. Fuck A Cop Is Back

The onion is killingggg it this week. Back to back to back

Bad cop, blind cop. Same outcome

THIS ARTICLE IS FROM 2004

Were 4

Urban survival skill: assume all cops are violent meat sacks with hair-trigger tempers. May suffice while white.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook we got it.

Aubrey? Murder. Floyd? Murder.

ToastCynical YUP

All Karens are racist too.

Jesus fucking christ onion.

ValShaped wild that The Onion can just re-post the same articles every few weeks and have them still be relevant

Like they say, ACAB

'Bad Cop, Worse Cop'

Yikes

I remember when the onion was funny

It's funny cause really everyone is racist.

Kings

Trixie Mattell

They also only did 30 minutes of striptease...when I clearly paid for a full hour!!!

bro you're supposed to be satire

America’s most realistic news source

Isn’t the cop on the right the drummer for cheaptrick Bun E. Carlos

when did this account stop making jokes?

Reminds of that Reno 911! sketch where one of them tries to play good cop, black cop

The fact that these articles date back to 2004 and are still relevant is extremely sad.

this is not even fake right now.

the onion never misses

On point as usual

Cops are under abuse 😂😂👇

acab

Sh*t

These men are surely about to dance.

how do you guys do it

ACAB

i thought this was the onion?

RELATED: Nationwide Law Enforcement Feels Overwhelmed With Burden to Continue Murdering Innocent Black Men While Also Preventing Anti-Law Enforcement Riots 'America needs to make a decision about what law enforcement is here for!'

That thin veil between reality and satire it's fading

Adore you guys

Jesus_FH_Christ

lmao

This ain't satire tho, the cops that allow racist cops to survive are in turn racist.

i thought the onion was satire

PERIOD PERIOD PEROIO

The onion, real life. Both satire

Neither able to run a mile.

Read the room

“No, I shouldn’t laugh. It hits too close to home...”

omg the onion says acab! ily

But at least one of them feels guilty about it.

acab fr

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