“Officer McGrew is the tough, no-nonsense veteran of the force who pushes you around, threatens you with 15 years behind bars, and calls you a nigger,” said LeShawn Gordon, a 19-year-old recently charged with grand theft auto. “Officer Bob is the one who picks you up, gives you a cigarette, and tells you he’s there to help you before calling you a nigger.”
“McGrew cuffed me to a desk, clubbed me in the face with a broom handle, and screamed that my ‘spic’ buddies on the street couldn’t help me now,” Hernandez said. “He let me sit there for an hour. Then West came in and removed the handcuffs. He got me a Pepsi and some Twinkies, and while I ate them, he explained, in a caring and sensitive way, why I really ought to cooperate.
cameron_kasky What is the point of this article?
Fat cop, fater cop.
Aмериканцы 😂
Both pricks
abolish the police it's time for america to get rid of the entire police forces
all cops are bastards
Next level
SeerOfHope This is from '04, Onion really is something.
Like the Republican and Democratic parties?
Yes
I hate it when the onion is just the news
I don’t think the onion is satire anymore
based onion
That's 2nd and 5th place of the 50 yard dash.
Suggested headline 'reopened mall still empty'
meeganwilson The twist is, the one on the right is the Good Cop
2004 and still relevant 😔
In Shocking Turn of Events, Only Bad Cops
this isn’t a fake onion article
How about 'Racist and Racister'
trixiemattel how dare you
Onion being up to date?
more relevant than NYT & WaPo & most of the mainstream media. How do you not have a Pulitzer?
there are no good cops.
Mr. Fuck A Cop Is Back
The onion is killingggg it this week. Back to back to back
Bad cop, blind cop. Same outcome
THIS ARTICLE IS FROM 2004
Were 4
Urban survival skill: assume all cops are violent meat sacks with hair-trigger tempers. May suffice while white.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook we got it.
Aubrey? Murder. Floyd? Murder.
ToastCynical YUP
All Karens are racist too.
Jesus fucking christ onion.
ValShaped wild that The Onion can just re-post the same articles every few weeks and have them still be relevant
Like they say, ACAB
'Bad Cop, Worse Cop'
Yikes
I remember when the onion was funny
It's funny cause really everyone is racist.
Kings
Trixie Mattell
They also only did 30 minutes of striptease...when I clearly paid for a full hour!!!
bro you're supposed to be satire
America’s most realistic news source
Isn’t the cop on the right the drummer for cheaptrick Bun E. Carlos
when did this account stop making jokes?
Reminds of that Reno 911! sketch where one of them tries to play good cop, black cop
The fact that these articles date back to 2004 and are still relevant is extremely sad.
this is not even fake right now.
the onion never misses
On point as usual
Cops are under abuse 😂😂👇
acab
Sh*t
These men are surely about to dance.
how do you guys do it
ACAB
i thought this was the onion?
RELATED: Nationwide Law Enforcement Feels Overwhelmed With Burden to Continue Murdering Innocent Black Men While Also Preventing Anti-Law Enforcement Riots 'America needs to make a decision about what law enforcement is here for!'
That thin veil between reality and satire it's fading
Adore you guys
Jesus_FH_Christ
lmao
This ain't satire tho, the cops that allow racist cops to survive are in turn racist.
i thought the onion was satire
PERIOD PERIOD PEROIO
The onion, real life. Both satire
Neither able to run a mile.
Read the room
“No, I shouldn’t laugh. It hits too close to home...”
omg the onion says acab! ily
But at least one of them feels guilty about it.
acab fr
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