LOS ANGELES—Lauding the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for providing representation to people of all aptitudes, the Golden Globes were praised Wednesday for the diverse talent level of its nominees.
“This year’s nominees are a historic celebration of a wide array of abilities,” said entertainment reporter Michael Hammond, claiming that never before have there been so many nominees of such varied competency, from those who are actually pretty decent to those who just fucking suck. “It’s heartening to see people of a broad range of capability showcased for such an honor. It just goes to show that whether you’re a highly capable actor or a total hack, you can receive accolades.
Elvis we’re looking at you
Da more we look at it, diverse it gets.
And now for some childish humor.
rickygervais
Hollywood Hates Us. Don't watch.
As long as you or your studio offers enough money or gifts, never will you be turned away because of the unfairness of your lack of talent
I’ve never been in a movie or on tv and I have never been nominated for a Golden Globes. That is Liberal Hollywood Horse Shit!
It's heartwarming to know that any White child, no matter how untalented they are, can dream of one day being nominated for a Golden Globe Award. The HFPA are the real heroes!
Why do they use the Schlitz logo on the trophys?
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