God Loses Pouch Filled With Crystals That Give Him Powers

God Loses Pouch Filled With Crystals That Give Him Powers

10/22/2021 2:00:00 AM

God Loses Pouch Filled With Crystals That Give Him Powers

THE HEAVENS—Grumbling to Himself as He frantically retraced His steps across the Heavens, God Almighty, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness, admitted to reporters Monday that He had somehow managed to lose the pouch containing the enchanted crystals that give Him His powers. “Aw, jeez, where are they? I nee…

THE HEAVENS—Grumbling to Himself as He frantically retraced His steps across the Heavens, God Almighty, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness, admitted to reporters Monday that He had somehow managed to lose the pouch containing the enchanted crystals that give Him His powers. “Aw, jeez, where are they? I

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You got your photo wrong. That's a painting of Oscar Isaac as Duke Atreides in the new Dune And now I have them In other news: Man finds random sack of Crystals, granted superpowers. He needs a bowl on the kitchen counter for them. I always know where my keys are. Very very worrying Back to the booze Thanos mf, still alive

BuckSwift1 Got crystals? And so Final Fantasy begins god oops

SaintSluggo i already read neilhimself Sandman Dragon balls Uh oh, TheTweetOfGod icecreamtoomuch BlaiseTalon Only users loose drugs. If you replace 'crystals' with 'gold ring', we'd have Lord of the Rings It ain’t lost, it’s just been taken back by it’s rightful owner tomamoto He must have lost it several hundred years ago.