Gluten-Free Pancake Mix Just A Bag Of Sand

oleg_prityka Hahaha!))) I do not agree, of course

Yuck

Timcast Can we get snopes on this? iS tHIs TruE

You won't get me, I know sand has gluten, liar :v

Is this the flour that is 50% protein?

There should really be a Modular Closed Unit System in every home & apartment. Greenhouse walls/closet, H2O purification sys, human waste composting sys, & protein source all in 1 kit. “Kit + water = all requirements to survive indefinitely “.😀

Is this the flour that is 50% carbon?

I love satire

Ahh finally, a pancake with the consistency of cow shit.

I am so confused rn

I think I've eaten some of that brand . . . .

It's actually really good tbh

Dont do that, they might take this seriously.

colinsdougherty

Artstrada JacqulynPowell 😬

It would leave you feeling health... I mean heavy, no?

Its come in Normandy flavor? With extra iron?

michael_c_chang SinCully 😂

😂😂

Oh, so that’s why my pancakes were so dry...

As a person with gluten intolerance, I applaud this. 👏

It really is. And the filling in those chocolates that come in boxes is just straight cough syrup

G0ATFAC3

Блинчики больше будут похоже на пряники.Интересно вкус совпадает или нет?😃

Ha! Inspiration for Sunday's Breakfast 🥞

You can go to Hone Depot instead of the grocery store to but it

Silly Onion! 😀 it's clearly just a bag of SAWDUST. 😋 ((tastes it) 😳😲😵😨😱)

Perfect!!!

dguttenfelder ScottOstrow2

My bag of sand also says GLUTEN FREE

beneindahaus IkiSofs

For a second I thought it was a condom

I knew it!

outlandishpal

At least they didn't lie, it's gluten free

It's not pancake mix, it's sand for shortbread 😉

Pamela’s GF pancake mix is dope

And sugar

You thinm i can AFFORD THAT

Timcast African pancakes. My favorite.

I strongly object to this

maya_katharine

Isnt that what all gluten-free food is?

drewmagary 😂😂😂

slicebrownbread We can start a pancake business in Rajasthan. Shall we?

Omg seriously

My girl be looking at this like 'finally.. some good fucking food'

Timcast

Coding

Timcast Can we get snopes to fact check this

itstashadoll

Bout right

I ask for extra gluten in restaurants and the servers always just look at me..blinking. WTF!

allahpundit KingMeArthur

ImperfectTitan 😂😂😂

Vegan DoubleCheeseburger Value Meal just depression

Elon musk liked this

Reminds me of the mud 🥧s of my childhood ... also gluten free 😌😂

No joke, that is what all the crappy gluten free stuff tastes like.

Area restaraunt new breakfast menu addition titled 'True Grit Cowboy Flapjacks'

*giggle*😂🤣

Now that’s getting to the nitty gritty.

Timcast Careful, snopes may think you're serious

oliverbcampbell snopes ?

Timcast Fake news fake news like if its fake

Not on my griddle! 😲

There’s some poor toothpaste company that could of used that sand

courtneyabdoney

True true

Blueberry mix just sand with gravel added.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha . . .

I knew it! They keep telling those chards are normal.

this one is mean celiac notachoice

gluten this

The trendily-benighted medically-ignorant glutenfree crowd gives a pass to beer. The vast majority of beers and ales are not gluten-free. Wheat & barley contain 'gliadin', a component found in gluten, which triggers inflammation in the small intestines *IN CELIAC PATIENTS*.

Timcast Has this been fact checked? I was going to warn my mom but I'm concerned about Russians.

Can confirm. How about you, DanLaMorte?

Timcast Just wait until snopes discredits as they did TheBabylonBee...

I'm speechless, I have no spee......

These are the best gluten free pancakes I’ve ever had.

Garnowskiism 😂🤣😂🤣

That's offensive to sand

It had to be said

RDRv3 emhalll

liroujohn

But is it VEGAN SAND?

FREE THE GLUTONS!!! FreeTheGlutons 🤣🤣🤣

Not wrong

moontiger5735 😂

This thread is a prime example of people mocking a group of individuals who avoid an ingredient that makes them feel sick

Bag of sand, for a pancake, most expensive pancake ever!

Timcast But, is the sand gluten free?

Now I'm hungry for pancakes

Truth.

Remember when the Onion was satire?

That would also make it non-GMO and high in fiber.

Why does The Onion just post facts now?

I tried mixing up a batch with this stuff and I was just left with pan. I looked up what the hell was going on and it turns out sand is an anti-caking agent.

you are canceled to me

JoRogers129

Timcast snopes this article has been shared a lot, still don’t know if it meets your threshold for whatever you do now.

Timcast .snopes is this real? Please advise, am going to pick up same for breakfast in about 20 minutes.

cc NicholasEllis

Delicious

You know, Menard’s carries gluten in bags right next to the cereal aisle.

molphinss

Timcast FACT CHECK: unproven

So the next time that annoying Clerk at Checkout at your Grocer tells you with a wry smile to 'go pound sand', look close at what all y'bought on your shopping list that day, ey?

Has snopes been alerted?

Timcast Did snopes fact check this? 🤪

Question: Can I have the gluten they removed? I cant get enough of that shit.

Also comes in handy in case of a flood. Available now at your local HomeDepot

drewmagary I legitimately get shit for not having those at the place I work at

Is it GMO free? I only eat GMO free sand.

Perfect for him.

and the Snopes fact check says......

The first time I tried gluten free stuff was when I realized gluten is delicious

$19.95 at Whole Foods, Construction Section.

kinggrandpa_95

But is it locally-sourced organic free-range sand? 🤷‍♀️

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