CAPE ELIZABETH, ME—Unsure what more could possibly be done to attract the lumbering oaf’s attention, a gentle whisper of wind through the willows and a dappling of sunlight upon summer’s lush leaves expressed their consternation Wednesday on how to make local dipshit Andrew Meyers look up from his phone.
“Jesus Christ, the air is redolent of honeysuckle, the morning dew is glistening on the grasses, and we’re working our asses off pumping out the aeolian harmony to make this numbnuts take a break from playinglong enough to see the magnificence of nature; yet we’re just getting jack shit from him in return,” reported the sublime natural phenomena, as they expressed their indignation that not even the almost painful beauty of sunshine beaming down from the heavens and warming the chump’s shoulder...
the beauty of Dana and the phones, all part of tje balance, let it be
Hopeless case! 😂🤣
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I got teary eye at such beauty and eloquence! My heart is pounding at the poetry and meaning! Is the squirrel OK?
I still love you trees!
Santa and the Easter Bunny having a pillow fight.
SteampunkPaganX Ha...this is great
Speaking as a dipshit, boobs are always good. Unless I'm looking at them on my phone.
'Do we really have to bring out the tornado?' 'Lets be honest, the dipshit is just gonna post a picture of it and go on'
Sometimes you must stop and smell the onions.
phone bad tree good
Cat videos, Mother Nature. Not hard.
Hahaha
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Can we please go back to when only corrupt Wall Street tycoons nonchalantly used their phones on the beach?!
Good one
For real. I was at the beach today and saw these two 20-somethings come down, take selfies for an hour and then leave.
Take away their free bottles of water and weed.
Is this a phone advert? 🤔
Sparkle of sunshine on water, the laughter of children, oncoming spectre of death...
...for the last time
That's funny, because one time I was in Dana Point, CA looking at a beautiful sunset over the ocean and there was a guy on a bench with all that in front of him looking at his phone... and for far more than just a moment
Put it in a dance to a top 5 pop song maybe
being on Sprint?
💚
Walk directly into his path, let out a loud hacking cough and watch them wither in fear, so much fun.
devinedianakin Love it!!!
My attention span is gone, carried away, by the wind that shakes the willow.
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Me rn
DAPPLE HARDER.
once you have seen one tree, you have seem them all. There's new memes on the internet every single day. I used to cut smartasses like this tree down in Runescape.
Amen!
Burst into flames?
Don’t worry. The leaves will be canceled in two months.
maybe if they were actually cake someone would pay attention to them
Give him 50 likes on his shitpost.
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