Generous Friend Willing To House-Sit For Nothing But Going Through Your Stuff

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CHICAGO—Promising it was no big deal at all, your thoughtful and generous friend Margaret Caffrey announced Tuesday she was willing to house-sit for nothing but the opportunity to go through all your stuff. “I’m more than happy to hold down the fort [and rummage around in your personal belongings] while you’re out of…

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and watering your plants. “It’s not as though I’d want anything [except a peek at what’s stashed in your attic] in return. We’re friends, so I’d obviously be doing it for free [rein over your place and a chance to sample the goods from your medicine cabinet].

You can count on me to take good care of everything [by putting all your clothes back exactly where you had them in the closet after I’m finished trying them on].” Caffrey continued that there was absolutely no need for you to return the favor [and discover any of the stuff she took while house-sitting for you].

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I hate it when I get back from vacation only to find the house sitter reno'd the kitchen.

She's pretty cute.

Hey - education is expensive - who knows what she finds - old school work, exams, secrets the russians found to hyped - secrets the Americans found not Russian enough - digging through some stranger house - it's a never ending hiding then they get back to early..

I hope they enjoy my extensive furry porn collection.

hide your toys

Carpet ≠ drapes. Actually, drapes are fake. Guessing there’s a lot of carpet.

So that's where the unmentionables went

You speak as if you know when Nicole house-sat for me...

I wouldn’t have to do this if you were more honest and upfront about who you are. I want to trust you but I feel like you keep a lot to yourself.

It doesn't matter how much you are paying them, they are going through your stuff regardless

And eating. Literally. Everything.

KolleenCarney

Their probably over feeding your fish as well.

Generous friend...or nosy friend?

Lol I don't blame her.

🤣🤣 a frenemy?

May...smoke your stuff too😬

AlasdairC

Neato, intercom system.

She's strangely simultaneously attractive and unattractive.

Me and who

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