Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa

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'I Got All The Approval I Needed,' Content Former Pop Star Says

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SPILLVILLE, IA—Following the widespread acclaim and media adulation over his latest album,, multimillion-selling recording artist Kanye West announced Wednesday that he had finally received the exact amount of approval he needed to attain and had therefore retired from the entertainment industry to live on a small farm in Iowa.

The internationally renowned rap star described his many displays of outlandish behavior over the years—running up on stage and interrupting Taylor Swift during the MTV Music Awards, replacing his bottom teeth with diamonds, and posing as Jesus in a crown of thorns on the cover ofWest whips up a batch of snickerdoodles to hand out to his new neighbors because "everyone loves cookies."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm proud of the work I've done," West said. "But now that I'm finally 100 percent certain that people like me and I am talented, it would be pointless to keep seeking fame and accolades."Since making his decision, West said he has enjoyed passing the time by chatting with the folks who sit and talk all day in front of the post office downtown, and by taking up hobbies such as bird-watching and baking.

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He moved to Oklahoma and just lives at his aunts house

Is he decorating a butt cake? Bunt BUNT I meant bunt cake.

wenhardy If only....

If only...

We wish

😂😂😂😂

Good..lets hope he stays there

kanyewest Not to put any ideas in your head (the goverment mind-vampires does that anyway), but this idea has good merit.

cottagecore kanye

No wonder he's craving attention

This is a part of his Kanye 2020 campaign 🇱🇷🇱🇷

I bet he is having a great time

What an industrious fella.

It's in Wyoming

If only!!!!

Can't wait for Iowa Caucus Round 2

Keep the Kardashians out of Iowa please. We already have Ashton Kutcher.

In reality, makes sense. Probably the only place in the world where the few who live there haven't seen his wife KimKardashian choke on it.

Kayne picks Kayne to be his VP

the good ending

Ioweezus

Good for him and good for America.

r/unexpectedlywholesome

'fully validated' and 'Kanye West' don't belong in the same sentence.

Ye Acres is the place to be 🎶 Farm living is the life for me 🎶

LOL

This is fucking hillarious

ndrew_lawrence

why iowa, gd it.

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