DES MOINES, IA—Pining after a woman it acknowledged it might never have, a frustrated coronavirus particle told reporters Thursday it was not sure how much more it could change about itself to get with local grandmother Beverly Milfay, who
received her second dose of a Covid vaccine earlier this month. “I feel like I’ve really evolved a lot, but no matter what I do, it’s still not enough for her,” said the SARS-CoV-2 specimen, claiming that it should have made its move on the 86-year-old last summer when it had the chance. “She’s got everything: She’s elderly, she’s immunocompromised—she’s perfect. But each time I get close to her, she starts putting up all these antibodies.
It depends on whether she has gotten an mRNA vaccine (most likely case), a vector vaccine, or a protein subunit vaccine.
😂❤️
Just get with her friends as payback.
It added a Joker Spike But the Humor mRNA was a bit out of tune.. Sorry.. no fusing here..
The onion isn’t even satire anymore.
Depends on the grandmother, but...
So grateful to get the 1st dose of Moderna vaccine. When the news broke about a single shot Johnson, vaccine maybe marketing should reframe the name of their miracle vaccine. Homie don’t play that. Add Seinfeld disclaimer please.
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