Vol 56 Issue 26

Vol 56 Issue 26

Friends Itching To Destroy Man Excitedly Sharing Factoid That Actually Common Knowledge

All the latest local coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.

6/30/2020 11:29:00 PM

Friends Itching To Destroy Man Excitedly Sharing Factoid That Actually Common Knowledge

All the latest local coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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The earth isn't flat? Really? 'Actually factoid means... ‘S? Just me next time 'You won't believe it, but _outside_ of the United States 'factoid' refers to false information widely shared and believed as fact!' You mean like this ^^^^ “Come on, Josh, everyone knows that Charles II lost the battle of Worcester in 1651 to Oliver Cromwell and subsequently fled to continental Europe for 9 years until the Restoration of Charles’s return to the crown in 1660. Jeez!”

Why are you mocking all my Twitter comments about dRumpf being the most malignant of all swines? Just saying Just before it broke somebody made that shit up 🤦 Oh shît, found the Crimson Chin Despite making up 1 percent of the population they control 50 percent of the wealth. 'Hey guys. Did you know the payphone costs 25 cents now? That's expensive.' Me sometime in the late 1990s

“Whales aren’t actually fish - they’re mammals” I’m feeling personally attacked, by friends and Onion alike! It's called getting DT'd. I’m itching to copy edit this headline 'Oh, Jaden Smith wasn't the first Karate Kid?' dudes rock

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Rob Reiner, Alan Alda, and Other Celebrities Share Tributes to Carl ReinerFriends, family, and admirers are sharing tributes to the late Carl Reiner

Civic Nation BrandVoice: This Pandemic Does Not Define YouIn May, we announced that we would be adding a new question to the Common App to help you share how you and your family may have been impacted by COVID-19. civicnation 🙂 civicnation Only your employer.

Common Sense Isn’t Common, And Reopening Proves ThatDealing with COVID-19 does not have to be an all-or-nothing situation.

A Black man said he was afraid to walk in his own neighborhood. So hundreds of people joined himHundreds of people in a Tennessee man's community are marching by his side after he shared his fears of walking in his neighborhood because he is Black. Lol this is so ridiculous. I'm not kissing anybody's ass like ppl are trying to do today While the majority of the country is calling BS... cringe

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