PLZ DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY IDEASIDEA
Seems real to me
Which 2020 elections? The clean elections without Russian hackers riggings voting machines that Democrats think they’re going to have?
😂😂 Funny thing is, many republicans DO believe that fair elections are an underhanded scheme by democrats to maintain control of government and avoid fascist authoritarian takeover while defending the evil ‘phony’ constitution.
This is one time I'm really not sure if this us real or satire
This headline is mostly true, tho!
Foreign owned fake fox.
Boycott Billy Dee Williams .
People would leave their Netflix for that
john_sipher I guarantee you that if you posted this Onion article to any maga-infested platform, the red hat neckbeards would take it 100% seriously and would be up in arms over what the Dems are trying to do! LMAO
Why does he always look like someone asked him what 2 + 2 is and he’s stumped?
JksKathryn You know this happens a lot! It seems like they do this every couple of years. Can't we stop this witch hunt?
. . . .yes. Strike me down with your anger.
john_sipher What else have Dems done the last 3+ years except repeatedly smear POTUS in attempts to impeach him? Some Dems like ReElectHank have admitted their goal is to remove DJT from office. I could just jump to conclusions like you and claim HillaryClinton is behind it all!
Ha!
john_sipher Rolls are being removed. Yeast overtakes election bureaus.
It’s scary that I am not 100% certain that this headline is satire
john_sipher It’s very hard for parody to stay ahead of events nowadays!
john_sipher ...well played!
john_sipher Read this 3 times and then realized, The Onion 😂😂😂
john_sipher I thought this was satire at first.
john_sipher Come mid-November this could actually be a real headline.
🤣
Too close to the truth.
Yup! Let's get that 'witch' out of there.
I'm pretty sure I remember someone saying that unironically... like an old coworker or something
This would be funny, if it wasn't almost the exact opposite of the truth. The Dems openly admit that impeachment is an effort to prevent Trump from even being in 2020 election.
BitterOldPunk He's already talking about not debating anyone. The Republican primary is already decided. We're pretty much there.
Don't give them any ideas!
You should stick to not politics
The Onion is practicing accidental journalism again
I think we’re there.
This is almost perfect, but it's missing a more clueless Tucker Carlson face screen grab. A rare misstep from an otherwise 100% factual news source.
Leftist tears will flow like rivers if they lose again. Can’t wait for the next impeachment hearings... haha
I like their new slogan. lol
it took me a second to realize that this is supposed to be satire
It's all making sense now.
I did nazi this one coming.
I'm from Israel and our Minister of Culture regev_miri has actually said that about our election - that the Israeli left is plotting to depose Netanyahoo by winning the elections.
x24sonic You see, this is meant to be a joke, but it's also very fucking true
I can here to ask if anyone thinks that Senate Republicans will endorse Trump for the third term.
Bam Bam The Truth, The Demos Lies Treason Sickness
He's doing the face again
This would be funny if...it wasn’t demonstrably true.
You joke, but Mike Huckabee is already planning Trump 2024.
hahaha -- well done.
Well, they’re already saying following what’s in Article 2 of the Constitution is an unconstitutional coup, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they claim elections are unconstitutional too.
The onion is actually a hive of Nostradamuses.. Nostradamusi.. Nostradameese
Pretty much
i didn't even realize this was about the election, and not the impeachment process lol, we really live in a parody reality
When you read a tweet, before you read the account name!
Fox News confirms Donald Trump's victory with 46% of the vote.
Y’all have really gone down hill.
priceless
Calling Poe's Law on this one.
Sounds about white! 😆 SundayThoughts SundayFeeling Resist
Since when are you guys actually covering the news?!
ImpactDemocracy And your objection is.....what?
victory1261 We have ELECTIONS EVERY 4 YEARS JackAss!!! TuckerCarlson
LOLGOP The Onion no longer does parody. Sad.
This sounds like it was written by someone who doesn’t watch Tucker Carlson. Hahaha
steve_shives This sounds way too much like what they would pull
😂😂😂😂😂
'On behalf of Donal...., er, FOX News, this has been Tucker Carlson. Good night.'
Satire. This is supposed to be satire!
So the Onion is now main stream journalism.
Please just report the news. We’re living in a tongue in cheek satire world.
Doesn't surprise me as he's paid by Russians
that’s what it is
Never post this picture again. So things are too horrifying for human consumption.
What traitor would challenge King Donald? Sentence them to watch their Democracy fall and their Earth to fail!
The mental gymnastics required to write this 'satire' is amazing.
gobidad11 We condemn FOx news for lying to America
Self fulfilling phrophecy ..just wait.
goldengateblond ... and TuckerCarlson is actually happy about it. He said, ...' It gives his kind of ground penetrating bullshit journalism new legs'
goldengateblond He always looks like he has razorblades tied to his balls.
JordanUhl Why is this even published? Every one knows Fox is Trumps propaganda outlet. Stop giving these losers exposure.
i really love how you're slowly transitioning from satire to a straight news site
thetomzone Don’t worry it’ll never happen, the election that is.
JordanUhl Tucker Carlson starts to think, sets off smoke detector.
JordanUhl POTUS is planning to skip the debates y'all.
It actually took me a min to realize it was the onion. I totally believed it.
JasonCross00 Except that is likely what they will do.
It's true but it'll never work.. Trump4EVA
Had to read that twice. !
anneapplebaum 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
On today's episode of thing's I'd believe if I didn't know the onion was satire.
anneapplebaum I can’t believe what’s happened to Tucker Carlson.
meh
Truth is stranger than Fiction
It's funny bc of the lengths the DNC and the FBI went to to keep Trump from winning in 2016. Falsified documents to a FIDA court anyone? Can you say criminal charges?
JohnEberlin
The Democrats should probably act now to increase their odds of winning. They're good with emails, maybe start there?
saw it on tv! they also blamed the witch hunt as a conspiracy to hide the fact pee was stored in the brain...
aren't you supposed to do satire?
Well I mean, last election Trump did say the only way he wouldn't win is if the Democrats cheated, soooooo . . .
Once again I read one if these tweets without noticing who postd it and thinking it's real. That's the state of the world these days.
Don't give them ideas
Again...used to be satire.
Too real.
The scary thing is that I could see this as something that they actually say
thefestivedent lmaoooo
Give it a few months and this will no longer be satire.
Not too far off the mark there...
Best headline I’ve read in while. RealNews
Oh the irony here!
This is soooooo realistic. I need humor to escape damn it.
Witch hunt 2020
it's hard to know where news stops and satire begins
You laugh now but this'll probably be a real headline in like 10 months.
It's funny because it's sad because it's true...
TuckerCarlson
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