Flipping Simone Biles Still Floating Through Upper Mesosphere
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She amazing tho If that won't get her a perfect score, then I don't know what will. Set to this, ofc She may reach escape velocity! I'm going to have to ding her for burning up on re-entry. Think she'll stick that moon landing? Outstanding! She's so incredibly talented. She writes her own laws of physics What an athlete Simone is! Gorgeous!
Scarlett Johansson will play her in Gravity 2. BringHerDown
Simone Biles lands history-making double-double beam dismount Simone Biles made history this weekend, becoming the first gymnast to ever attempt, and land, a so-called “double-double” dismount on the balance beam at the 2019 U.S. Gymnastics Championships in Kansas City, Missouri. She is an amazing athlete. Pure poetry in motion I wanna see that Da GOAT of Gymnastics !!!!!!
jesus that's fucking awful She's defying gravity. Let's not interrupt her. That booty on her is out of this world. Are you guys OK? TheLo_Show Ok then. Simone_Biles Soaring even faster than these Likes, hot damn.
Simone Biles Wins Her 6th National All-Around Title: 'Someone Give This Girl a Crown'In spectacular news that we saw coming, the GOAT just made history again. Simone Biles won the 2019 US Gymnastics Championships in Kansas City, MO, with a
Simone Biles Keeps Winning Simone Biles , a gymnast so talented and legendary we ran out of ways to describe the full scope of her might during the 2016 Summer Olympic Games, has done it again. Girls rock!!!
Simone Biles won her sixth national all-around title and landed a triple double Simone Biles made history more than once this weekend during the US Gymnastics Championships in Kansas City, Missouri. Fantastic athlete Serious question? Was she born a male or female - this matters Damn! And here I struggle doing a front flip 😂
Simone Biles: Appreciate her while you can, you're seeing greatnessSimone_Biles Legend Simone_Biles WOWSERS 😳 So IMPRESSED!!!!! Go biles👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Simone Biles just made history (yes, again) with yet another awesome new moveWe can't keep up.