Five-Dollar-Deal-Of-Day Poster Last Ghostly Vestige Of Closed Quiznos
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😂😭 $5.55 Deal of the Day Looks like the place is toast! WE LOVE THE SUBS! Jersey Mike's is better. F What..no dead rat on it? There's a Quiznos in Round Rock, Texas. Gotta have my chicken carbonara. Over priced rubbish. I miss Quizno's. Was a way better alternative to Subway or Jimmy John's They are toasted!
Five Burger King Employees Were Fired for Drawing a Pig on a Cop’s OrderPlus, bask in the glory that is this Mexican restaurant ad featuring Thanos, and more news to start your day soulphoodie 😂😂😂 soulphoodie The should have put the Klan sign on it. Racist ass police! Such fearful snowflakes these 'police' are!
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