laxietoo Sad that I did a double take, because anything can be true when it comes to this administration.
AndrewJKnecht Babylon bee is funnier
Tonypapa9 Legit!
Why? To whom does he throw it? Secret Service? Who's on first?
JoanieReb The fact that some don’t realize it’s satire is exactly what’s wrong with our current President.
Is this a joke ? Or this actually happen
MMFlint Trump takes on big pharma and special interest. Maybe that explains a lot.
Whoever believes this is a stupid as Trump..😏
canadaLinty LMAO!
Blythe_Gryphon 😂😂😂... 🤔... 😱
where is the videos of this wholw thing?
SteveKerr Steve Kerr throws Morey, Hong Kong citizens and Muslims under bus to be tortured!.... Why?... we don’t know yet, he is going to talk to his brother n law and get back to us!
MMFlint Bs. He didn’t even go he didn’t pitch because his last pitch was such an embarrassment. Trump can’t throw a ball. Lol. Find something moor outlandish Lol
I’d kind of like to hear more about this. Reporting on this seems to be very incomplete so far
skittlesthepro This is gold😂
SteveKerr Hey Profiles in Courage. Here is an even funnier headline. “NBA stands up to China and denounces the actions of the CCP on the people of Hong Kong”
SteveKerr FreeHongKong
SteveKerr SteveKerr un RT it’s the Onion
SteveKerr What? This is sportsmanship? The repercussions from all quarters will be strong and rip 45. He has done more harm to his image and his campaign than his advisors and he imagined.
SteveKerr I hate how often I have to check to make sure it is in fact the Onion
SteveKerr
GmaG1960 You DO know this is no longer far-fetched. 😏
Surfcityslicker 😭
deltabr80997035 😂🤣😂
Um
denismcnamara RT CNN chrislhayes AC360 AnaCabrera cnn raving and now to amjoyshow sponsor vacation Portland Oregon
ChrisCuomo O.K somebody clarify is this TRUE Is the club suing? How desperate is this president to destroy anything for a pitcher
jomareewade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MMFlint Mr Moore.. I know you predicted trump’s win 2016 can you predict 2020
malinablue 😂😂😂 This wins the Internet today 😂
malinablue mchooyah
dougcoulson Lol
MMFlint
He holds a ball about as well as he holds a bible
defund the Gop, it’s a shïthole party
Hilarious! Since this didn't happen!!!
As someone who was raised to hate the Wankee-Yankees, I'm ok with this.
Hahaha!
🤣🤣🤣
greg_doucette
Love the Onion.
Dividist Salty! 😁👍
RickResisted
I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Fake news. Only the trumpturds will believe this.
😂😂😂👏🏽
😂
greg_doucette tell me this isn’t real
😅😅😅😂
ChrisCuomo
MMFlint Did he hold the ball upside down?
Lol
❤️
ChrisCuomo exposed you, just like good lil Marxists do!! Seems your 10 viewers must be as brain dead as you to believe any of it. ..4/4
ChrisCuomo doesn't fall far from the rotten tree here.. Like him you're malpractice is putting your family in danger with your COVID 19 debacle & giving all of them YOUR DISEASE because you chose to 'BREAK THE RULES' OF QUARANTINE. And when 'found out' you bashed the the person who ..3/4
ChrisCuomo handling COVID 19 SO WELL..lol!! This imbecile DIRECTED Nursing Homes to take ppl infected w/Covid 19 even when they had NO manner in which to handle them nor treat them. So, hes responsible for thousands of deaths in NYC due to his malpractice as Governor. A rotten apple ..2
Matt_Billips 😂😂😂
KatalinichKaren Please tell me that’s not true
Thankfully this isn't happening as it would have been a lot of work moving the pitcher's mound to little league distance so he'd have a chance to reach home.
Bahahaha.. this is hilarious
jeffjarvis It’s sad really that whatever throws at us doesn’t even seem farcical anymore....when did life stop being funny?
ChrisCuomo OMG! He’s such a brat kid. He wanted what Dr. Fauci had out of the admiration and credibility he has before the country.
🤣😂😂😂🤣
The scary part is: people don’t know the difference betwixt satire and actual news. A la Babylon Bee.
UGroundbreakers
New headline- Trump tear gassed terrorist so normal people can live their lives.
MMFlint Federal agents are Trumps little Bitches.
SmackeyCracks BRUTAL HONESTY😆
I miss the days when one could immeduately know that this is an Onion article. Unfortunately, it wouldn't be surprising if that actually happened.
debmell I expected more of you. The hate never ends, 🤦🏻♀️😢
Must have been fan appreciation night....
MMFlint 'Trump is seen winding up to throw the pitch and his arm disappears in a cloud of smoke. The catcher emerges from the smoke with the ball. Trump declares in subsequent interviews about his 'perfect strike', the greatest throw of any president EVER!
Lol
MMFlint Hey did you see that picture that you're in with all the other pedophiles
WE WANT A PITCHER! NOT A BELLY ITCHER!
😃
eyemagistus What’s so scary is that some will think this is real given this administration’s behavior
eyemagistus 😂
ChrisCuomo Fake news! 😂😂
billengle34 Gotta love The Onion!
Arrest those Yankees!
Need to get the Yankees off the field? Just send Jose Altuve out there.
looks Photoshopped
Trump wants to throw a pitch, let's go all Gadafi on the field.
MMFlint Owners of $1500 Corporate boxes behind home plate, sparsely used during the regular season, are demanding the wait and service staff serving drinks & gourmet food in the ball park, provide the same services, where they fled to to their homes in the Hamptons.
christoq 😂 😂 😂 😂 👍
😂😂😂
MMFlint Third basman Venezuelan Gio Urshella cuffed, gased, hooded and abducted in unmarked van, charged with suspicion of antifascist, and communistic tendencies” .... NYT fails to report incident, explining, “Sports fans are not interested in politics”
the_derhey9
Freemanhippy HA!!
fake news alert. Here is the original eye witness acount: “Yankees shot with rubber bullets and teargassed by heavily weaponed Homeland Security agents, charged planning to deface the Steinbrunner monument before home opener. Venezuelan Urshella abducted in unmarked van.”
MMFlint 🤣 🤣 🤣
calmarten
MMFlint Federal troops wearing uniforms w/no numbers, names, nor team insignia.
MMFlint 🤣👍🏻💨
MMFlint Honestly, I thought this was real before I looked to see that it was The Onion. how sad is it that for a split second I just assumed that this was true because of what a retched depraved human being the Covidiot is.
MMFlint stephaniek861 🤣
csd Hahahahaha
MMFlint
MMFlint 🤣🤣🤣
MMFlint Hey don’t give him any ideas guys.
😂
Not really out of the ballpark this could happen
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys.....
You joke, but we're talking about a guy who delayed pandemic release funds because he wanted his name on the accompanying letter. He would totally gas a baseball field if it meant he could throw the first pitch.
Ok, is it really happened?
ChrisCuomo Chris don't eat the onion man....
JoshMankiewicz NYC COPS TEAR GAS THE YANKEES (And it's ABOUT time) ...
It must be frustrating to work at The Onion and have 75% of your planned Trump headlines actually happen before you can use them. And for the ones you do use to be widely believed no matter how outrageous, because nothing is impossible anymore.
For 3 seconds I was like wtf lolz then realized it’s too crazy and I need to check the source... The Onion... So close, you almost had me!
Lies and falsehoods. Fake news strikes again.
🤣🤣
LOL
We want fake stories not predictions
Popehat The tear gas and terrorism of the team is bad enough, but the arrogance of dropping the ball on the mound and walking off ...WTF? The BLM mob has long deemed baseball.yoo white. Stadium data doesn't disappoint that analysis, but did POTUS just play to such a mob?
JudgeOmar yankees
jacoker2 I know BrentTerhune was in the front row lmao
The irony is this could totally happen.TrumpThreatensAmerica
Kahuna_2010 I liked your alfresco dining along the Hollywood Freeway better. 😆
Popehat I feel bad for you guys. Every headline I read lately sounds like something you made up. But it’s real. Maybe start spoofing the flyers we all seem to be getting more of? iDK?
NegativeBot
Popehat You had me for about 5-seconds onion.
BradleyWhitford 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Popehat This is totally plausible... Going to have to step it up to compete with realDonaldTrump
Moonalice You got me to laugh out loud. Great job! That’s not easy when The Onion has to compete with The NY Times for outlandish news.
This can't be true! Why? Was Trump afraid they'd see how bad a pitch he had? lol
The Yankees think they’re above the law IDontThankSo
Doc_Shades
talk2yourboy
This might be your best work yet
😂😂😂
it's just so... *almost* believable at this point
ChrisCuomo 😂😂😂
WirthTM DavidHursey johnpeter33
This is not satire though.
First good laugh of the day 👏👏❤️❤️
BradleyWhitford Lmao Make this happen
No need. A bunch of those turds are his supporters.
ChrisCuomo Think ProjectLincoln would like that for ImpotusAmericanus . 'From the smoke it emerged to drop it's egg'.
BradleyWhitford That’s funny
bibliophile68 They're doing that thing again where I can't tell if they're serious or not... 🙃
JJohnsonLaw This was the laugh I needed today
ChrisCuomo 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
You guys are on a roll!
😳 it could happen!
strobist Even the Yankees don’t deserve that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
ChrisCuomo So FUNNY!!!
Normally fun. Not so much anymore.
After a double hopper to the plate, Trump proclaimed himself the king of pitching and that no one else can throw a pitch like him. White House official immediately corrected the President's statement saying no one could pitch a fit like him.
ChrisCuomo FAKE
Eh it was too good not to use.
ChrisCuomo Is this true?
Lol
i wonder if his tiny hands can even grip a baseball
“Trump posed for pictures holding a baseball before dropping it on the mound and walking away.”
ChrisCuomo Joke, right?
Oh that’s Gold 😂
ChrisCuomo Get them stupid protesters out of the way for our president. 🇺🇸
3L3V3NTH The actual article is hilarious
KidCoheed ahahahahahahahahahaha
It's not a war crime because it isn't a game between interleague play.
If the Yankees were being peaceful then why did they bring bats to the field? Our federal troops are just keeping law and order.
“The President fired a 98 mph cutter that many are calling the greatest pitch ever thrown” - Press Secretary
wilmingtonfilm Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha lmfao
simon_schama Fake News: He never ordered federal Troops to do it. Trump did it himself.
That would be awesome!
You joke, but this would be the only thing that would get a huge section of America to actually care.
We need to do this in Florida.
😂😂😂
ChrisCuomo Is thick for real?
Friday night level tweet. 😷
CardinalHistory LOL You guys are having to work harder since Trump got elected. His whole administration has been an Onion article.
Thank you! Belly laughing here. That's great!
Also the Feds will use the tear gas as cover to hide Trump’s girly pitch ⚾️👧🏼
This is freakin’ gold. 14k
😂😂
NT_Mistry
Did you see this, spike64 or neilien3000? 😂⚾️🦇⚾️😂
1101110112 Oh this is good
ChrisCuomo That’s a joke right?
markos Ok! Now that’s a good call!
Finally an appropr use of tear gas
gwonyatyevka I know that gas!
salcomicbookpro Please tear gas the Astros cheaters
Even as a Red Sox fan, I cannot support this.
This is hilarious 😂
I used to like the Onion until you guys started getting political....Now I love it!!!!
ChrisCuomo realDonaldTrump bahahahaha laughingstock
ChrisCuomo Lol
Bar authorized sitting up in the sky deck
LOL
brettnick47
😂😂😂
ChrisCuomo 😂
ChrisCuomo In this day and age. That would be a real thing.
ChrisCuomo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the non-partisan, partisan humor of The Onion...nobody escapes its wit.
ChrisCuomo Lol
Peak tweet chefs kiss
ClancyReports Unconscious
That's not how you hold a baseball
Damn Yankees
HA HA HA HA HA HA
That’s good
Like in standing rock under BarackObama ?
😂😂😂
🥇
He’s not going. 😀
thereallj915 deannapai are you okay?
roywoodjr Sounds about right
I didn't look at where this came from sadly at first. it seemed something he would do.
I'm surprised this hasn't actually happened yet.
I want to gently enclose this post in a hermetically sealed box and place it on a display shelf so it can be viewed forever. ❤️
This is wonderful
Nash076 Joke, or prophecy?
shaan_rickard Hahahaha
thank God he held up a Bible first
Friends, ever seen one who commands rain to fall down and it falls down? Watch here
🤣🤣🍻
Inching closer and closer to reality
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