CINCINNATI—Calling the air freshener their “strongest product yet,” executives at Febreze reportedly began marketing a new rotting rat carcass Wednesday for covering up tough odors. “Whether you’re dealing with an overflowing trash can or a noxious bathroom, Febreze’s new line of bloated, dead rats will cover up that unpleasant scent fast,” said Procter & Gamble CEO Jon R.
Moeller, who explained that the festering rodent’s patented long-lasting technology meant one rat could last for months in the average household before needing to be replaced. “Place one in the corner of the room, or toss one into a ventilation shaft if you prefer to keep it out of sight. They’re also great for overpowering musty scents in small spaces like closets and drawers. And the best part is that there are no heavy perfumes—everything’s 100% natural.
NYC tap in
Great! Does it come in an environmentally safe spray bottle? 😜
They can market it as “smells like Los Angeles”
Rats are people who are in the illegal business, not innocent victims of a network of frauds as myself.
someone plugged one of these in under a counter at work and we didn't notice until it was really going strong. it's so effective it makes both customers and staff throw up!
Febreze RRC has saved my ass more than once.
Is that a real rat carcass?
You know what, why not
Or......republicans
this is sick oh my goddd
I know this odor all too well when a rat died behind the dashboard of my car. Then the fan kicked in...barf.
We've all Ben there.
also works to get the in laws to leave your house when they come for a 'surprise visit'
I just cover them with a dryer sheet like a little blanket
My dog would absolutely love this.
That’s just disgusting!
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