FDA Approves First Single-Dunk Coronavirus Vaccine

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Onions way of telling us the vaccine is crap.

I would take advantage if it were safe and effective.

🤣

Is it really that hard to wash your hands?

The crop dusters are fueled up and ready to hit Miami Beach and Mara Lago

That looks like shit, runny shit at that. Yuck!

I'm glad I no longer have to be dunked in twice

Whatever. Let's get it DONE.

notorioushilary LOL

Nickelodeon will be producing the single-dunk vaccine within the coming weeks. To set an appointment please contact S. Squarepants.

Is that butterscotch pudding? Looks like butterscotch pudding. I can do that, dunk me away!

Mix it with Bud Light and the Trumpist Covid deniers are all in.

Who knew that poo was the key to defeating a virus? 😂

Found someone to leak the classified FDA info for you?

When you left the Taco Bell Bathroom.

Benoslays take a dip

Did you know fauci same hight as Hitler

that looks like diarrhea

Yes! This is the one I’ve been waiting for. I have a fear of needles so this’ll be great 👍🏾

petunmoon

Still have to wait 3 weeks for it to dry.

This is an improvement on the double-dunk which garnered the notorious nickname of Double Dare

I see that is at the front of the news again concerning FDA approval of vaccines

Looks like he did a porn with The Thing.

Wth kinda bukkake is going on here?

Handy tip, never stand behind someone with explosive diarrhea.

Cool

But you have to have someone throw a ball to hit the target for the dunk tank. The person who hits it, gets to go next.

ImmortalHD is all set

Great news! What’s the flavor?

It's got side effects.

looks like he had to change Trump's diaper

Hey BMeiselas J_Mei21 J_Mei21 MeidasTouch it’s a dunk ?!

Hey who’s the person who decided on this image for this article? I just wanna talk.

The vaccine rollout will need more White Cholera workers, and they will have to know their sh*t.

Coming soon to Krispy Kreme: Coronavirus Vaccine Dipped Donuts

Sponsored by Nickelodeon, right?

It's rude to double dip. Everyone knows that.

diarrhea

A little dunk'll do ya.

Read 'FDR' first. Which would be interesting. FDR commanding the country from beyond the grave.

imagine being able to go swimming in a vaccine

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