Experts Predict Covid-19 Vaccine Could Be Ready As Soon As Team Of Sled Dogs Traverse Yukon With It

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WASHINGTON—Suggesting that the end of the pandemic may be in sight, epidemiological experts predicted Wednesday that the Covid-19 vaccine could be ready as soon as a team of sled dogs could transport it across the wild tundras of the Yukon. “We’re thrilled to announce that significant progress has been made in a vaccine that targets the novel coronavirus, and we believe we can start releasing it to the general populace once those derring-do canines brave the ice and snow of the Klondike and return to civilization,” said CDC director Robert Redfield, telling reporters that the pack of huskies is working around the clock running thousands of miles through the frozen Canadian territory to deliver the vaccine. “I want to assure all Americans that while our priority is implementing the vaccine as quickly as possible, we will do everything in our power to ensure that adequate safety measures are in place to prevent sled dogs from getting crushed under an avalanche or falling through the ice into a freezing river below.” At press time, Redfield announced that the vaccine had been further delayed after the sled dogs had become locked in a battle for their very survival with a giant grizzly.

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WASHINGTON—Suggesting that the end of the pandemic may be in sight, epidemiological experts predicted Wednesday that the Covid-19 vaccine could be ready as soon as a team of sled dogs could transport it across the wild tundras of the Yukon.

“We’re thrilled to announce that significant progress has been made in a vaccine that targets the novel coronavirus, and we believe we can start releasing it to the general populace once those derring-do canines brave the ice and snow of the Klondike and return to civilization,” said CDC director Robert Redfield, telling reporters that the pack of huskies is working around the clock running thousands of miles through the frozen Canadian territory to deliver the vaccine.

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Casper_Kerrivan BlairBraverman could definitely do this

My pawrents were training for this mission back in February 2020! sleddogs denali

bruh, I live in the Yukon

As long as Balto's in the lead!

Give Togo his due! Togo Balto

I love that story!

But climate change! The snow's all gone!

Sirenemon Then 2020 anti vaccination people will be like nah...

Mush little doggies! 🐕 🐕 🐕

“Suddenly the glacier broke. Tons and tons of thundering ice. But we had to get the serum through.” - Daffy Duck

I hope it's ready by Christmas; ...... 🎶 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring tingle tingling too (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!) Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!) ..... 🎶

How else would it arrive from Russia

Onion, you're going to the dogs.

Thanks Balto

I know just the musher BlairBraverman

Not funny. What’s up with you guys.

Togo...I saw that movie...It was quite disappointing.

Pulling Danald Trump and calling it the IDIOT-rod! 😃🤪🤣😂😂

OH NO The two star pullers sacrificed themselves saving the guy from a polar bear. We still believe though.

wtflanksteak Balto! My kids loved that movie.

Make America Mush Again

This feels like a Balto reference

Is that Cuba Gooding Jr

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