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'After I Couldn't Keep Up With My Girlfriends On Vacation, I Cut Out Processed Foods And Lost 105 Lbs.''I stopped eating anything boxed, canned, bagged, or frozen.'
Former 'Top Model' and reality star Adrianne Curry admits she's 'uncomfortable' with her body after breast-implant removalThough she's struggling with body image after having her breast implants removed, says Curry, '“A healthy and happy life far outweighs a so-called ‘relevant’ and glittery one.”
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Investors may be overreaching as market hits new highs amid coronavirus outbreak'It could be a short-term shock but one that ends up having a somewhat longer-term impact,' Cornell University professor Eswar Prasad told CNBC. I don't see significant mortalities. It too shall pass. racist message
Imax CEO Uncertain About When China Will Reopen Theaters'The safety of our team and audiences is our top priority,' Richard Gelfond stated. It makes me uncomfortable how you don’t write IMAX with capital letters.
Fresh Off the Boat's Hudson Yang on Having His First Kiss on TVABC's history-making Fresh Off the Boat comes to an end on Friday, Feb. 21.