ESPN Execs: ‘Fuck It, Air The Dogfighting’

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Do you angry people not realize that the butt of the joke is ESPN, not dogfighting?

Please don’t even if kidding

I love the implication that they've been organizing dog fights all this time, and only now decided to actually put it on TV.

IkeyAzar

I really miss when was ACTUALLY funny. Like when In the Know was still around. Too bad it sucks now. It’s not worth following anymore. 👎

*turns on ESPN* “Hey Vick... they’re finally doing it.”

Primetime between Cock Fights and the Hunger Games(not the movies)

I just laughed so horrifyingly hard it must be Say 20 of Q-tine

'Because at this point, why the hell not?'

cruz_v Might as well release the video game as well

Noooooo

Mike Vick just fell off the wagon....

Wonder if they can dig up some old dwarf throwing tapes?

Oh Jesus take the wheel

Followed by thumb wrestling!!!!👍🏿

As a cockfighting fan I feel marginalized, disappointed in ESPN

DaveStangle

jamie_till1 msolom12

Twitter needs to suspend this account ..

I fucking love this page

What’s ESPN?

White liberals when they see poor people suffering versus when a satire site says the word “dog fighting”

L3vidicu5

TGrubby

Michael Vick vs 5 german shepherds would be a great first match.

MrJonCryer Wow! Expect better from ESPN.

hardwoodfloors0 this looks... a little too much like scout

Does anyone else wish dogfighting was just dogs wearing boxing gloves and trunks running around the ring playing and shit.

I’m in.

iScapeSomeTimes

cartiersocks Michael Vick comeback tour

It's about time

Wouldn't surprise me, Onion.

ESPN The Ocho

This is good news. We could use some good news

StevenHammond93 I... I literally ...

Should have tied it in with a new prohibition in China

It is getting Tragic

Tonight, on “Michael Vick’s Who Let The Dogs Out?”,...

Lol. Every 5th white guys reply “I don’t think this is funny one bit”. We get it. Y’all love dogs. Calm the hell down. They’ve tweeted way worse shit you were quiet about.

Dana White: The dogs want to fight. All my dogs are well taken care of. My dogs know that. Idiots who have never organised a dog fight in their lives are making the loudest noises.

Fantastic joke - kudos

Swing and a miss.

Mike Vick the host?!

lthomasnews Michael Vick the promoter?

lthomasnews 🤣🤣🤣 My brain immediately went to 'omg, Dana's doing dig fights now' 🤦

MrJonCryer Next up : Jello Wrestling !!

😂😂

Fighting 🐓 next week!

Michael Vick says, Hell yeah!

arawnsley

animal cruelty is never funny even as satire

I rank Michael Vick right up there with rapists, murderers and Gavin Newsom.

Notice they didn’t use a pit bull lest they piss off millennials

So wrong

JohnEberlin

Not funny.

SamManson_

😂

Sponsored by the Yulin Meat Festival!

It’s against the law and must be stopped!

Neejay36

NO!

Gotta capitalizes on everyone being home I guess curiosity killed the dog not the cat

This ain’t it.

Not your best effort.

😂

With special guest reporter, Michael Vick.

The photo sells this one 😜

Hosted by Michael Vick

*Mike Vick has entered the chat*

RIP you menchies

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