Enlightened Child Realizes Chasing Vendetta No Way To Spend Entire Bumper Car Ride

WAUKESHA, WI—Reminding himself that forgiveness was above all a gift to himself, enlightened 8

-year-old Trevor Brandt reportedly realized Wednesday that chasing a vendetta was no way to spend his entire bumper car ride. “Sure, I could go and smash into that kid’s car in retribution, but God only gave me so long on this ride and I don’t want to waste a single second on petty grudges,” said the benevolent second-grader, adding that he had already thrown away precious moments dwelling in anger on being pinned against the ride’s wall and called a loser.

would lashing out at him accomplish besides distracting myself from the bounty of fun before me in the coming five minutes? No, I must simply turn the other cheek and appreciate the cool racing stripe I have. Ultimately, every bump I make into his car is really just a bump into myself.” At press time, the child was seen sitting peacefully while idling his car in the middle of the bumper car ring.

SeanTwoNames 😂

He’d never make it as the lead in a Shaw Brothers kung fu movie.

Revenge is for when you're old enough to have someone bankrupted

Inigo Montoya would never quit like that

Today I learned I was not an enlightened child.

No. It is a lie. Honor demands Retribution. No matter the cost.

we've all been there 😅

Took me another 30 years before I figured that one out... 😂😭

This kid looks like Nick Mullen to me

AbbieEaton44 worth a chuckle😂

Wisdom comes with time. Eventually, he will grow to learn that it is pretty much what motivates most people through their lives.

This is wise. But after 40 years it’s too late for me give up my vengeance.

Such benevolent child

that´s the whole point

'In life, you are both the bumper and the bumpee. It is a balance. He bumped me this time. The balance will be had by me or by another. He is in the hands of the bumper fates, now. What will be has already been.'

Bullshit it's not

Correct, spend whole life.

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