Elon Musk Wants You to Procreate Right Now

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Elon Musk, the World's Richest Man, Wants You to Procreate

, mostly to meet child care needs. Calling for more people to have children, like, right now, regardless of the impact on their existing families or careers, is pretty much calling for another mass exodus of mostly women to quit their jobs.

Of course, it’s ultimately not surprising Musk would wax poetic about the decline of civilization without giving any consideration to the wide-ranging economic factors that are driving people’s decisions to delay or abstain from having kids. Gutting government subsidies and the social safety net, as Musk demands, is pretty much a surefire way to dissuade entire generations to not have kids.But how could we possibly expect this man, of all men, to know what it takes to raise kids? It’s, himself.

 

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Isn't this the same guy that sired multiple children and doesn't seem to have much hand into raising them? Lol no dude, I don't think so. You want people to procreate, do your part on making the world not as economically hostile to people who actually want to raise kids.

WE CANT AFFORD TO HAVE KIDS, ELON!!!

NO.

Lol. There's a reason his incel fan base is made up of incels. And they're not rich, so they can't actually buy them some.

And I would prefer if he were catapulted directly into the sun but we can’t always get what we want

his fanbase couldnt do that even if they wanted to

elonmusk forget the fucking rocket then and build me a wife.

But fires pregnant employees and opposes family support programs/policies. What a corporate welfare king.

This message is for white people only.

He can't change a diaper or hold a bottle.

Maybe elonmusk and all the other 'rich' people should start adopting all the AMERICAN kids/babies we have in the foster care system. *I say American because he is here, and bitching about it.

Dude needs more slave labor for rare earths mining.

LEBassett It’s hard to see the word “procreate”, then see his face, and then still want to procreate.

LEBassett

When Elon Musk actually has to carry to term and go through labour he can have a say.

he is right, though. but if he's serious, he'll heavily promote family-friendly policy. he won't. so if his warning falls on deaf ears...

I want a vasectomy

The whole world should pay so much less attention to elonmusk.

Is he going to pay the bills?

*he wants to watch.

I’m definitely not going to be able to procreate if I’m thinking about Elon Musk.

He wants white people to procreate.

Planet's too overpopulated as it is. He should be offering people money NOT to procreate.

This literally just makes me want to procreate even less.

Funny coming from a guy who makes women drier than the Sahara.

‘One of the biggest risks to civilization…’. What civilization?

Man’s deluded.

No

Why does anyone take this dude seriously? He’s too rich and out of touch to be relevant on any level.

GreatDismal Elon Musk can procreate off.

Well I guess Texas is the perfect place for his azz then seeing as they are on their way to making The Handmaid’s Tale a reality🥴

Has he ever changed a diaper?

Request denied 🚫

If he and other billionaires paid their fair share in taxes we might be able to

Gross

Musk is also adding a feature to his cars that allows the driver to play videos games while the car is moving.

GreatDismal BREED FOR POPPA MUSK!

Hey Elon: vibe fuck me yourself you coward! But seriously, you'd need a billionaire financier to have kids these days

Ironic considering his face is birth control

GreatDismal Who cares?

GreatDismal another bad idea spewed out to the masses

GreatDismal Well yeah. He’ll need slaves…errrr…..employees for his Mars compounds.

GreatDismal That's ironic because I'd like HIM to STOP procreating.

GreatDismal Then he needs to support things like raising the minimum wage, UHC, and ending right-to-work laws.

GreatDismal Unspoken Musk: white babies

Pass.

People like him horde money and make people not want kids because they're trapped economically. Let's get some real Marxism going so we have more free time and resources going, then people will relax and have kids.

LEBassett The MF doesn’t want to pay taxes.

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