Elena Kagan Worried She’s A Fraud After Being Only Female Justice Not Called Out By Trump
WASHINGTON—Expressing doubt over whether she deserved of all her accolades, Supreme Court Associate Justice Elena Kagan was reportedly worried Tuesday that she was a fraud after being the only female justice not called out by President Donald Trump for being biased against him. “Has my career meant nothing? I feel so invisible,” said Kagan, gazing at her reflection in a mirror and questioning what it was her fellow female justices have that she herself lacks. “I mean, I was solicitor general as well as dean of Harvard Law School and I thought that was impressive, but does that even really mean anything if the president isn’t calling on me to recuse myself from cases involving him? This man should hate me, yet he hasn’t said a word about me voting against his wealth test for immigrants, or any of my other rulings. Am I just a big phony?” At press time, Kagan was trying to comfort herself by considering that a mistaken Trump might think she was actually a Bush appointee.Advertisement Read more: The Onion
Look at that punnum Maybe ordering the real clerk to pursue him is Justice (ooh baby) to what she does on paper. I heard she wrote down the pledge ao as not to forget who done it. The republic of... hmmm...lemme think about this.. karaswisher I'm having a hard time detecting the satire in this article.
To be fair, Trump probably can't name more than four justices without flashcards... gtconway3d He just forgot. Trump will go after her tomorrow It’s female? Don’t you mean “She A Fraud”? gtconway3d That's toooooo many people for Trump to keep track of. Trump Still Hoping He Can Grab Kagen at the Annual SCOTUS Cinco de Mayo Party
gtconway3d Sort of like feeling bad because you weren't on the Nixon enemies list - it was a badge of honor (rather than shame). The real problem here is -- you can't always discern the difference between an Onion article and Trump's tweets Who?
Sarah Hyland Just Shut Down a Hater on Instagram for Criticizing Ariel Winter’s Sheer DressShe’s basically like, “Not today, Satan.”
just a zero and a loser I’d be more worried about looking like David Mitchell if I were her. gtconway3d Yes, well, he’s very busy with his hit list and modeling in the Duluth Trading Post commercials gtconway3d gtconway3d Also: When did the Onion become staffed by lefty hacks? The humpur had become so damn repetitive, blatantly dishonest and one-sided. You used to be funny.
gtconway3d Happy to see the onion is still here gtconway3d Oh honey! Stay the course long enough & u will be. Plz don’t admit to suuuch insecurities . Tell me that was a ‘tongue in cheek’ comment. The part of Elena Kagan is being played today by Mike Myers.
Flying coach, red meat and trucks: why Donald Trump Jr thinks he’s not the eliteThe president’s son posted a photo of him flying coach as proof that he knows ‘how real Americans live’It is common knowledge that Donald Trump Jr, the son of the billionaire president, is just a regular guy. But now this truth is indubitable, because it turns out Don Jr flies coach.“I am not an elitist True
gtconway3d He probably forgot about her. Sadly, I did. gtconway3d Hahahahaha!!! “Has my career meant nothing? I feel so invisible,” said Kagan, gazing at her reflection in a mirror and questioning what it was her fellow female justices have that she herself lacks.” Best onion article ever. Well done.
gtconway3d haahah its a dilemma :D yet........................... Perfect. Damn I wish I would've thought of this one first. Okay Male? That misogynist doesn't even have an alliterative nickname to call her on twitter.
Donald Trump Jr.'s 'I Am Not An Elitist' Brag Didn't Go So WellThe president's son attempted to cast himself as a man of the people by flying coach on a 75-minute flight. still not as embarrassing as Warren hiding behind a staffer when she was caught taking a private jet to NH. He's running. How many of the other seats in the plane were occupied by secret service. And how much did that cost us?
Trump takes aim at two progressive Supreme Court justicesWhat's the next step in Donald Trump's offensive against the justice system? Lashing out at two Supreme Court justices, of course. MaddowBlog He is testing the waters . How far can he stretch his « executive « power. He is jealous of all the autocrats he has met and would absolutely like to emulate them. - Putin, Chi, Modi,Erdogan, ..... MaddowBlog MaddowBlog Sanders voted against the ban on assault weapons.
A Saudi Rapper Faces Arrest After Praising Women In Her Music VideoPrince Khalid bin Faisal, the governor of Mecca, is calling for the arrest of celebrated Saudi rapper Ayasel Slay. Didn’t Trump just praise their government for “women’s rights” progress? This is ridiculous. Stay strong girl, prayers up! 🙏🏽✊🏽 She was questioned and they let her go And you fire E. Jean Carroll and think you‘re progressive in comparison?
A Saudi Rapper Faces Arrest After Praising Women In Her Music VideoPrince Khalid bin Faisal, the governor of Mecca, is calling for the arrest of celebrated Saudi rapper Ayasel Slay. HAIFXX_ First of all it’s Asayel not Ayasel, fix that right now.