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E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor

E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor

6/13/2021 8:00:00 PM

E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor

Wow, OGN readers, we’ve seen some rough E3 shows in the past, but it looks like Bethesda has taken the cake with a major technical breakdown during their Sunday evening presentation. Attendees actually ended up fleeing the L.A. Convention Center in droves after a glitch in the company’s presentation resulted in a…

Wow, OGN readers, we’ve seen some rough E3 shows in the past, but it looks like Bethesda has taken the cake with a major technical breakdown during their Sunday evening presentation. Attendees actually ended up fleeing the L.A. Convention Center in droves after a glitch in the company’s presentation resulted in a high-level deathclaw spawning right on the conference’s main floor.

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AdvertisementPeople are going to be talking about this embarrassing slip-up for years.Witnesses in the Convention Center first reported seeing the scaled beast frozen in place and hovering 10 feet above the ground about 15 minutes into Bethesda’s time slot. Confused onlookers pointed and watched as it flashed in and out of existence a few times before dropping stock-still to the ground. The 12-foot-tall beast unfroze as soon as it hit the ground and then went to work, with several nearby fans quickly being torn asunder by it’s massive, razor-sharp claws while others screamed and fled for the door. Bethesda reps later claimed the spawn was a simple mistake in the code of the presentation, but this kind of sloppiness doesn’t bode well for future press conferences, that’s for sure.

E3 security forces did reportedly try to confront the rampaging level-30 monster, but their tasers were of little use against its heavily armored skin, and the deathclaw was able to easily crush their skulls and toss them aside. Most attendees managed to escape after the deathclaw glitched back to its original spawn point and it’s poor pathfinding caused it to get stuck behind a metal door. However, Todd Howard’s face still must have been red when screams emanated from the far corners of the convention center and blood splattered the booths lining the main floor. headtopics.com

Where’s a minigun when you need one?Bethesda’s glitches have always been present, but they usually fall into the realm of the small and charming, like during theFallout 4announcement when Howard froze on stage and had to be manually rebooted. This, however, was a press conference-breaking bug, and it’s going to take a while for the studio to regain the trust of fans. Bethesda reps have responded to criticism of the bloodbath by claiming that 95% of the presentation worked completely fine, although they did apologize for falling short of fan expectations. Maybe they should have spent a little more time testing the presentation before rolling it out?

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WeAre_TheCosmos 😂🤣😂 🥰I love the onion!!🧅 I used to get it in print! Negadrake This is a feature! Deathclaws are frens Zfox1k Sad thing is, that's pretty believable There is only one proper way to react to a deathclaw The one time you need the dude who can one shot with a duped legacy weapon and hes no where around.

I can finally put my charisma points to good use FO4News Legendary They can’t fool me, Cloverfield was real! OwlOwl900 GET IN HERE. NOW. DeathClaws have about 250hp assuming each attendee can inflict 1 point of damage we just gotta swarm it Todd smiles “It’s not a bug, i̵̡̺̱̯̗͇͕͈̯̻̓̽͐̑́̾͋̾̐̕͘͝ͅt̶̢̲̘̤͎̤̭̦̗̻̄̉̾̍̍͊͘͘ͅ’̵̨͇͈̤͚͍̺̤͇̹͔̝͍̞̓̀̌̀̔̇̈́̅̃̅͌̔̚͝ͅs̵̖͍͇̝̻̦̔͗͗̀̌̿̆̄͘͝͠ͅ ̶̧̢̭̤̮̰͔̺̼̉͋̊̈́͠ą̵͍͕̥̺̼̱̬͓̃ ̶̪̪̠͎̩̘̺̭͇̺̜̇̎̈́̍̿̑́͜͝f̸̨͓͗̇̓͆̾̈́̃̅̑͛͆͘̚ḛ̷͕̼͉̤̬͍͔͉̩͚̥͈͇̪̿̓̿̽͛̑̄̐͛̈́̓̐̒̚ạ̴̧̧͙͇̹̅̓̀t̸͖̩̼̹̤̞̟̭͗͆ṷ̷̡͈͓̰̙͔͙͚̙̺̈́̀̿̒́͛̏͒̕͠re!”

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dumbfemboy This is awesome! Achronos Seems about right Wow , you're going back reposting 15 yr old bits? This was one of the first articles I saw on your website. cowards. stand and fight. JuanSaaa This is like in Halloween Resurrection where they think the decapitations are special effects then the other character says 'no, they're not'

It's a Covid Vax chimera! This escalated quickly. 🦖 you never miss breastie If only we saw that much fallout content at rhe showcase...

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brb gonna be vorny privately Several casualties were the result of attempts to get selfies with Deathclaw. Best E3 Evar! IYKYK Oh no that's not a glitch. That's a feature ajnotnext Fallout76Photog 😅 Ok, but when is the next Elder Scrolls? harperhargreev hate it when that happens, and when the host cant come out to the stage because it is stuck in a wall so you have to go back to a previous save

odd that should have been fixed in the last patch...sigh

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its fine i can take him Bethesda? Glitches? Would never happen! That would make E3 more watchable than it has been in years Where’s a good guy with a gun? that's what happens when you take an engine from 2006 and just slap new stuff on for 15 years. Don't worry it's only a fallout 4 deathclaw ManyATrueNerd oh no!

Again Now this is the kind of quality entertainment I expect from E3.

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Ubisoft descorcha la E3 virtual con ‘Avatar’, ‘Rainbow Six’ y ‘Far Cry 6’'Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora', 'Rainbow Six Extraction', 'Far Cry 6', 'Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope' y 'Riders Republic' fueron los platos principales en el menú de Ubisoft para la E3, que descorchó este sábado su edición virtual de 2021 tras saltarse el año anterior por la pandemia.

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