E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor

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E3 Attendees Flee In Terror After Bethesda Presentation Glitch Causes Deathclaw To Spawn On Convention Floor OurAnnualYear2019

Witnesses in the Convention Center first reported seeing the scaled beast frozen in place and hovering 10 feet above the ground about 15 minutes into Bethesda’s time slot. Confused onlookers pointed and watched as it flashed in and out of existence a few times before dropping stock-still to the ground.

Most attendees managed to escape after the deathclaw glitched back to its original spawn point and it’s poor pathfinding caused it to get stuck behind a metal door. However, Todd Howard’s face still must have been red when screams emanated from the far corners of the convention center and blood splattered the booths lining the main floor.

 

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omg so tragic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (lol i know its fake for yall who think i think its real)

'Not to worry, I've brought an XBOXONEcontroller. POWER ON!⬇️X Y,⬇️X Y. Why isnt it working?!'said hysterical nerd,while another knew,his efforts?,werepointless,he'd seen this exact drunken demonlike behavior before,&man,that's a mean looking hangover not even greasy food can fix

Still wouldn't be the worst Bethesda mistake from last year

On brand.

Bro that girl looks hella scared

Ok this one is AMAZING lmao

I love you This just made my day.

😂😂

Its ok guys its the Fallout 4-era deathclaw, we just gotta slap it twice and it'll be down.

The Final Pam shall soon be free.

tell me why these shits took forever to die

I'm pretty sure attendees wouldn't really have time to flee... but, i wouldn't try playing dead either! Hope someone had a Riot Shotgun and a boost AP!

I NEED JET AND MED-X!!! STAT!!!!!

Video?

Thankfully Rockstar was there to showcase Red Dead Online, causing all animals to despawn.

Looks like something from dr Phil’s house

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