NEW YORK—With investors highly bullish about the long-term prospects of the respiratory virus, market reports confirmed Friday the Dow Jones Industrial Average skyrocketed nearly 400 points after the novel coronavirus began trading on the New York Stock Exchange.
“Following its initial public offering, this coronavirus has become the hot new thing on Wall Street, and you can bet everyone will be getting a piece of it soon if they haven’t already,” said Darya Abbas, an analyst at Zacks Investment Research, observing that the SARS-CoV-2 virus, which is listed under the ticker symbol COV, traded at incredibly high volumes throughout the day.
Dow Jones always lands on it's feet...
Covid go brrrrrrrrrr
jessefelder The FederalReserve added it to their 'account' with blackrock it has the best growth rate in the world.
Quick,quick everyone panic! ! (again)
WhiskersCrowley I almost ate the onion on this one
I don’t know how they plan on monetizing their strategy, but you cannot argue with the growth they’ve had. I’m in. $COV
it's all a fucking con.. like paper currency, credit, booms and busts.. cui bono? nothing new UNDER THE SUN
Insider manipulation by Norton and McAfee.
For anyone who wants to keep track of it, the ticker symbol is CRUD
America loves a winner’
Put me down for 1K shares.
The next $AMZN
TraceyRyniec
The Rona is getting cocky calling for Alabama at the Jerry dome...
Funniest ever from the BB.
Finally
“Cell! Cell! Cell!”
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One heckuva IPO, that Coronavirus
Soros/Gates/Fauci made billions following the IPO.
capitalism is undefeated
Early trading skyrocketed. I’ll wait for numbers to flatten.
VasaceFibonacci lol
No wonder tRump is demanding the schools reopen. That's worth at least 50 Million new cases.
virus has gone digital lol
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