Donald Trump Forces America to Ponder His Toilet Habits

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Few could have predicted the ToiletTrump hashtag, but now it is here and we must deal with it.

“People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once,” he said from the Roosevelt Room of the White House, to reporters with cameras, in front of other members of the government. Our nation's discourse very quickly went to pot.

There is, perhaps surprisingly, a degree of context. Trump was railing, in a typically “it ain't what it used to be!” way, about environmentally-minded regulations, citing energy-efficient light bulbs and modern plumbing. While oversight of household infrastructure is indeed an important topic, it's simply flabbergasting the way Trump dropped his rhetorical style into the bowl.

While the last thing any of us ever want to do is dwell upon the bathroom habits of our Commander in Chief, one simply must ask what the hell is going on inside this man's digestive tracthis mind to suggest that there are people flushing toilets “10 times, 15 times” in areas where water “rushes out to sea because you could never handle it.”

In the video, which you should only watch with someone else in the room so you can confirm “are you seeing what I'm seeing?” Trump's voice nearly cracks when describing the toil of “washing your hands” with one of these newfangled, pusillanimous streams. One is reminded perhaps ofThe Aviator

 

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Trump wears Pull-ups as all toddlers !

His supporters tried to call it liberal nonsense...yet he said it himself

WTH? The video interview is just nuts!

Donald Trump reportedly is spending more time away from the West Wing and working in the residence. Maybe his 'royal courtiers' should attend to his 'needs' there and ponder the message of the 'tea leaves' in his toilet.

You'd had thunk the White House would have had experienced plumbers. toiletgate Watergate

I think he's conflating flushing with the number of times he tweets per dump.

Watergate....Toiletgate seem to have a similar theme.

I disagree. I would have considered it inevitable.

hahaha

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