Dog Can’t Believe Owner Left On Fucking MSNBC To Keep It Company While She At Work

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Dog Can’t Believe Owner Left On Fucking MSNBC To Keep It Company While She At Work

Pets, Msnbc

2/25/2020

Dog Can’t Believe Owner Left On Fucking MSNBC To Keep It Company While She At Work

OKLAHOMA CITY—Expressing outrage at the obnoxious programming he’d be forced to sit through for the next several hours, local dog Tuffy reportedly couldn’t believe his owner had left the television tuned to fucking MSNBC Thursday to keep him company while she was working. “Jesus Christ, how does she expect me to watch this inane garbage all day?” said the 3-year-old labrador retriever mix, whining and burrowing his head into a pile of clothes under his owner’s bed in an effort to drown out the noise of Hallie Jackson interviewing Adam Schiff. “I have extremely sensitive ears, so I’m forced to listen to every last DNC talking point getting spoon-fed to me by these dumbasses. They’re so sanctimonious, I can’t handle it for much longer. I swear to God, if she’s not home before Chris Matthews comes on the air, I’m shitting all over the rug. I don’t understand how this doesn’t count as animal abuse.” At press time, Tuffy had reportedly knocked over his owner’s computer in a desperate attempt to get some ideological diversity by listening to Jordan B. Peterson’s podcast.

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BYECaitlyn do you do this to mako? irish506 My dogs watch CNBC ! jimcramer I love MSNBC so, so much especially since it's home to Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow, but man, watching the behavior of probably over half of their lineup twist and contort against Bernie during all this is really unsettling. I don't know who is biased, me or them.

ANIMAL ABUSE!!! 😂 Andrea Mitchell and Chuck Todd merit a call to to the SPCA 🤣 Fry_Guy101 I usually have the sound system set up on a playlist that's just other dogs barking from a distance. I fully endorse this knocking-over of stuff, and would further support this animal should it come to light that he made an executive decision to poop on the floor.

Blowback Hits MSNBC After Chris Matthews Compares Sanders' Win to Nazis Conquering France“Why is Chris Matthews on this air talking about the victory Bernie Sanders, who had kin murdered in the Holocaust, analogizing it to the Nazi conquest of France?” MSNBC guest Anand Giridhara… Well... FireChrisMatthews Chris is a bright guy but, wow, what is he smoking?

Next headline: Dog can’t believe owner leaves on CNN to. Keep it company and STILL doesn’t like Bernie. Maga dog Anymore, the Onion is the only good thing on Twitter. 26Williams After ChrisMatthews called me a Nazi for begging for an extra bone, I just wanted to kick over the TV. Sus70203061 Hahahahahahahahaha I always think ahead to what programming is scheduled before leaving my dogs alone with public radio on! There are some shows they just cannot abide.

Hey, at least it wasn't Fox. OK this one made me LMAO Got the Bern and gave away all the furniture. 666Rando Why not? I hear that there is some usually unbelievably great storytelling, with intrigue and time traveling to change homophobia blogs and get shot down in Iraq

MSNBC contributor criticizes Chris Matthews live on-air for comparing Sanders' Nevada win to Nazi invasion of France'You simply cannot compare the victory of Bernie Sanders, whose kin was murdered in the Holocaust, to the Nazi defeat of France,' Anand Giridharadas said. The son of Holocaust survivors, yea Chris Matthews is a WASP that should have been retired a while back. Who is this guy? Remember freedom of speech Bernie Sanders is tax’s tax’s tax’s and destructive to every American. This guy has a history of being a communist. If you think your going to get free school and medical for anyone he is lying.

Animal cruelty REM sleep is important... CraigJoseph Show the dog who committed suicide because their owners left on Fox news. Now the dog barks at Russians. Cute dog. Didn't know dogs in your dimension have feelings. When I go see my shrink, Gunsmoke is always on the lobby TV. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I leave on the NASA channel.

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Lol GordonFreechber I keep hitting the LIKE button!!! My dog is p*ssed if the TV isn't on Animal Planet🐩 Better than Animal Planet cop shows. Call Animal Welfare. The dog heard barking 'Warren' several times that night Abby_Whipp every time hardball comes on he pees on the tv BryanRBachman

Kylie Jenner's Thriving Since Her Friendship With Jordyn Woods Ended, In Case You Were WonderingHer new crew is keeping her tons of company, 'mmkay? I would say Jordyns is as well!! jordyn is thriving more write about that

This is a picture of a dog who had Fox News left on Awww poor baby... LoBearcat this is Jax when you don’t turn ESPN on for him like i do Is this left-right unity?

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