‘Do You Mind If I Put You In My TikTok?’ Asks Younger Cousin About To Ruin Your Life

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Whoa ! The onion still exist ? Is this like myspace still exist ? Asking for a friend 😏

She hot

Hahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

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I'm kinda tired of hearing rumors that TikTok is a front for chinese intelligence. They do have this 'mandate of heaven' thing over in the east though, it...kinda makes sense. The USA earned its birth certificate with blood. And I never take the lord's name in vein.

And don't you say no because the offence alone will make her upload your every move secretly in spite. You're fkd either ways. Tiktok never loses. 😭

And don't you say no because the offence alone will make her upload your every move secretly in spite. You're fkd either ways. Tiktok never loses. 😭

Hahaha! My niece did this to her dad and 80 million views later he threatened to sue her. A giant man baby.

She just smoked a blunt

I'm extremely careful to not be too stupid in public. If social media were around when I was young, I'd have been forced to flee civilization by now.

'My face is a walking sexual harassment lawsuit, but suit yourself'

Roll Tide

orchidtreks Nooooooo 💀

'Only if I choose what I do' Then break down how to make and deploy a Molotov cocktail in detail. Tips and everything. Nothing is better then giving access to deadly inflammatory improvised explosives to minors!

As long as you don't end up on her OnlyFans.

So proud I made my family do a lame, poorly edited tiktok today 🥰

My younger cousin ruined my life when he asked, 'Do you mind if I put my 'tiktok' in you?'

Vives

And you would be even if you said 'no'.

Sweet August 16. She’s got the TikTok views…

True story tho

'your TikTok? you mean the Chinese govt's?'

Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

That is very nice of her

At least she asked though.

BrianK417 She ASKED tho!?

'I'm 44. How am I still at the kids' table?'

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