Disneyland Employee Hastily Ad-Libs Story About How Much Goofy Loves Napping On The Pavement

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ANAHEIM, CA––Assuring the crowd of onlookers that the beloved cartoon character was merely enjoying a little rest from all the fun he was having in the Magic Kingdom, Disneyland employee Mark Scovell hastily improvised a story Friday about how much Goofy loves napping on the pavement. “Oh, jeepers, it looks like somebody has been playing a little too hard!” said Scovell, explaining to the large group of tourists that the friendly anthropomorphic dog was simply “having a bit of a snooze” so that he might have plenty of energy for Mickey’s Soundsational Parade later that afternoon. “Why, the poor fella must be just pooped from going on so many rides with all his little friends all day. Thirsty, too—careful you don’t step on all the little empty Goof Juice bottles! Golly, he’s not waking up. He must have been plumb tuckered out. What a silly old dog!” Scovell excitedly pointed out that Goofy’s police friends were coming to take him for a little ride in their car so he could help them solve the mystery of how certain beloved Disney characters were being magically transported to slumberland.

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emmavolney

LOL

Raynald__

BrockBaker

DrewFromTV

Goofy... I told you NOT to take the brown acid.

GOOFY SHOULD BE DOING HIS BLOODY JOB

Similar to when my wife tells the kids “Daddy’s just sleeping right now” while I lay hungover

MikeStranded this happens a lot doesn't it?

em_dash01 Em this just made me laugh so much, very loudly in my quiet office

GTedford

“Protein spill!”

Heat stroke goofy is my favorite character this year

'No kids, he's not spasming, he's just having a bad dream.'

Whats the real reason though? I’m going to say sun stroke until the toxicology report comes back

'Dogs sleep more as they age & Goofy is 87.'

DrewFromTV He's a dog in pants. It's not really surprising.

Goofy out here living his best life.

mrsschneebs bittergingers

Just be glad he hasn't followed these two idiots to Las Vegas. Yet.

is that Dave Franco...?

linzybeltranUSA lol this reminded me of that onion story about Mickey eating ribs

Goofy Juice

Shelby__Caudill

*Disneyland cast member

Is that Elon Musk?

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