Disgusting Things Every New Parent Immediately Gets Used To

Ok Oedipus

Xoxo nft web3 Metaverse

Freud wrote this headline

Oedipus didn't know!

It's not fair, I left him in the woods and everything! Stupid prophecy...

My roosters know.

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Usurp dad, you slurp mom.

number one. dealing with the little shit you have to spend 18 years with until you can legally kick them out and can finally have sex with your wife

Today is not Bastille Day.

Baby shit. And puke. So much puke.

olive green sloppy poo.

Lol

Projectile vomiting. Across the room.

You never get used to the blowout

the baby

Texas needs to read this.

OMG! Did you feed this baby that guacamole dip I made for your football game!!

Might want to mask up...

Yep. A large amount of this involves poop.

TRUE

Makes sense.

It's obvious the writer never had any kids! The Onion is a joke!

D,F,I,M,N key

Sleepless nights.

I'm confused, isn't this the nanny's problem?

Eugggh fur balls amirite

a robust, brassy Marlboro

Being called “dad” 🤢

kpess SirPittman

They will do things to you that Trump only has done to him in Russia.

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