Religion, Our Annual Year 2014, Vol 50 Issue 09

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Desperate Catholic Church Now Offering Sainthood To Anyone Who Regularly Attends Weekly Mass

Desperate Catholic Church Now Offering Sainthood To Anyone Who Regularly Attends Weekly Mass

10/10/2021 6:30:00 PM

Desperate Catholic Church Now Offering Sainthood To Anyone Who Regularly Attends Weekly Mass

VATICAN CITY—Alerting faithful around the world to changes regarding its process of beatification and canonization, Vatican spokesman Fr. Federico Lombardi announced today that the Roman Catholic Church will now bestow sainthood on any man or woman who attends weekly mass on a regular basis. “After careful…

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Lol You must be misadvise , you read the whole story behind the saint. It isn’t that easy! Pass Ooohhh, I’ll happily support the abuse of children if it means I’ll be a saint I’m a Jewish chimp. Can I get in on that? If the person has the potential to do the duty efficiently and his character is justified, they can be given chance. However their morals, integrity and knowledge regarding their work must be ensured. If they are willing, they can contribute to great service and help people.

When eternal life is not good enough. They run the country now. Too busy for mass. I attend St. Sofa’s every Sunday.

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😆 Although they're all Religious Cults, the most dangerous religious cult worth bringing to justice is the Catholic Pedophile Cult. ResidentialSchools ItsCalledGenocide free fondling with attendance Still not worth it with a pail o cash Thing is, I read my Bible, so I know I'm already a Saint. 1 Corinthians 1:2 '... to those sanctified in Christ Jesus and called to be saints, together with all those everywhere who call on the name of our Lord Jesus Christ'

The problem with Catholicism attracting youth is that it's led by boomers who think goofy modernity is attractive. People are crying out for tradition, not modernist conformity. The price still seems a little steep for my tastes. Pass Meh, no thanks. 😒

For the Love of God: Let Fictional Characters Go To Church AND Have SexPeople of faith can get it. Just STOP 🛑 all religious nonsense

People go to Catholic churches still? cdrace Tell Denny. I'm an atheist saint. I regularly don't go to church. I only attend religious events that serve food. AriadneBoudicca I Became A Double Saint Last Month! 👍👍😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣 No thanks, I'm pretty happy being an Atheist. But I still can’t say, “my mom’s a saint!” without some knucklehead saying, “yeah, a Saint Bernard!”

Because saints can't testify against them? 🤔

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