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Derek Carr Distraught After Reading ‘Hard Knocks’ Script Where He Stabs Antonio Brown In Season Finale

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NAPA, CA—Revealing that the writing staff kept his character arc a secret up until the final days, Raiders quarterback Derek Carr felt distraught Friday after reading the scene in his Hard Knocks finale script where he stabs Antonio Brown. “I know the showrunners have been setting up AB’s downfall, but it is still hard to know that I’m going to drive a knife right into his heart,” said Carr, tearfully recalling his role as one of Brown’s biggest supporters in the locker room before his inevitable betrayal of the increasingly unhinged wide receiver. “I know they’ve done these twist endings in the past like when Baker [Mayfield] stabbed Hue Jackson in the back last year. And I get that his character has been pretty arrogant, but this is just a harsh fall for someone who had great expectations. Our audience really loves him, too, so I can only imagine how shaken up they’ll be to watch him killed off.” At press time, Hard Knocks execs revealed that they asked Antonio Brown to adopt the nickname “Mr. Big Chest” this offseason to foreshadow his demise.

NAPA, CA—Revealing that the writing staff kept his character arc a secret up until the final days, Raiders quarterback Derek Carr felt distraught Friday after reading the scene in hisfinale script where he stabs Antonio Brown.

“I know the showrunners have been setting up AB’s downfall, but it is still hard to know that I’m going to drive a knife right into his heart,” said Carr, tearfully recalling his role as one of Brown’s biggest supporters in the locker room before his inevitable betrayal of the increasingly unhinged wide receiver. “I know they’ve done these twist endings in the past like when Baker [Mayfield] stabbed Hue Jackson in the back last year.

 

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SeanOC2295

That’s good

I know all the Steelers will be tuning in

DanteRoberts

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🤣😆😂😆😂😆😂

derekcarrqb

GSWinFour That's how Gruden is going to get Peterman on the field. I was wondering how it would happen.

M_Austin18 LOL

brosephstreet

Poor Derek Carter

rice_thomas

VicTafur I’ll watch that. Already 10x’s better than wha they came up with in GOT

Does Lysol from Chappelle make a cameo?

AB84 heads up!

xNaloN_

WhY eLsE wOuLd I cOmE hErE

GottliebShow the next chapter

Hello! You are supposed to start with 'spoiler alert'

I'd like to see the venn diagram of people who get this joke

VicTafur I’m screaming 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭

You are my WR now and forever....

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😂😂😂

AB=Night King

“You broke my heart Antonio”

“Absolutely not!,” said Carr, throwing the script across the room. “Not without a pay increase!”

This would be perfect Dameshek EdwardLMurphy

Brilliant.

VicTafur isaacderobles

I heard he has a passionate affair with Gruden during the buy week. Page 7,689 of the script.

DanHanzus SONofLar11 LTitusLarson

...would you be honestly surprised if that actually happened...and who the hell would blame him?!?!...

Brody I told you that you couldn't borrow my nfl approved guyliner...

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tomecurran

VicTafur GoPhins21 PlaysHarder

DanHanzus JoeyTwoTimes88

VicTafur snopes is this right? Is Derek Carr going to kill Antonio Brown? Is there something we can do to stop this? The_Kyle_Mann

tomecurran might as well, that show is the kiss of death for whatever team is highlighted each season!!

SportsSturm AB coming back as the Night King. He already has the frozen feet.

tomecurran Careful, AB might not get that as a satire

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