Dead Facebook Friend From High School Still Has Cartman Profile Picture

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AkilahObviously Oof

Oof

Yo im bummed now

Rip

KabScorner Oop

Not the first time an Onion made me cry.

Grim.

punished_stu At least he didn't live to see how bad the show got

Oh fuck

Oh...

Jens76860578

drewmagary I thought you HAD to retweet the Onion articles, but it is kind of charming that it was genuine all along. . . . . . Boomer

this isnt even a satirical tweet this is real life

can’t believe you went to high school with jimmy hoffa

Everything ok bud? I'm here to talk if you want to.

Oh man, too real.

Shouldn't it be Kenny?

drewmagary Meanwhile...

charles_kinbote Why is this so true I don't understand

Oh shnap

drewmagary Shouldn't it be Kenny then?

Brb, I'm gonna play The Marshall Mathers LP as a tribute

I first read this as 'Dear Facebook friend' and thought the article was going to be about convincing the writer's friend that this was bad

Youngforever

it's anime profile pics now

Favorite Bands: Puddle of Mud, Nickelback Favorite Movies: Fight Club, The Matrix

yikes

Respect my authoritah

So he died 20 years ago, huh?

Onion going dark this morning.

One of the best episode of south park. What's your favourite episode ?

I wonder if he received $10,000 cash.

drewmagary Spoiler: He’s dead

When this first came out a few years ago, literally that week a person I went to high school with died and had a Cartman profile pic up.

broing down

I often wonder if people who send dead FB friends Happy Birthday messages to their profiles every year know that there isn't any WiFi in the astral plane.

Oh my god, they killed Jimmy!

It would have been MySpace for me.

SWEEEEET!!

This hit surprisingly close to home.

It's a pretty good way to identify your libertarian friend who never grew up.

South park fan til the end eh?

Lol

This is big news, indeed!

“Screw you guys, I’m going home”

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