Dad Wearing Some New Kind Of Headphones That Wrap Over, Under, Around Ears

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so thats what you use for 10d music

Totally not a replicator

Now it looks insane but in a couple of months when apple slaps a label on them and people have had time to marinate with this design people woll be walking everywhere with them

Gen X always been early adopters

Subtitled 'How to look a complete twat'.

Biblically accurate earbuds

Look like piercings

Fucked up headphones

They’re 8.1 headphones. Don’t ask where the subwoofer is

Looks like a Roman

Came free with the belt phone holster.

Splatoon outfit

surrrround sound

Excellent for hearing my favorite podcasts

Biblically accurate headphones

Dr_i_presume

That looks like a huge spider has his ears!

Where is the link so I can buy them?

could make a fashion statement if made in different colors.

Dad confuses huntsmen spiders for headphones

Ok, but do they stay in without being jammed halfway to my brain?

Just me next time.

Sadly, I would probably buy them.

Honestly? I'm into it

Those aren't headphones, that's a tiny eldritch horror secretly controlling that man's brain in order to find and awaken the ancient one imprisoned deep in the bowels of the Earth.

I feel personally attacked by this post, so I'm retreating to my man cave.

He me fr.

Lol!

If you’re an audiophile, you’ve seen worse - and almost bought it.

Ah, Technology. Will you ever stop inventing new ways of making us look like a douche?

Stereophonic 3D surround sound..

There was an ad for it on Tucker Carlson's radio show.

Biblically accurate earbuds

Also has built in radio

DarkViperAU

Looks like some kind of mind control device out of a 1950’s sci-fi movie.

Take my money!👍🏻➰💸

Now this is something I'd wear 😎

Dad living in 2042 while kids be walking round with toothbrushes in their ears

fuck, i thought those were spiders at first

I could see this being a thing

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